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@pete wrote:

Methinks the novacaine might be wearing off

I like to see a man hurting

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PML at Queen Sweetie

Queen Biatch

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To be honest the only meet I would go to is one where I *know* the people going
I met up with Carol and Cazbar a few years ago but I’d already formed a solid online friendship with them.
People I would like to meet…
carol and cazbar again because they were lovely
as was Arkle and Did
Sue
Rosepetal
Pats
Sunny
Ruby
sharongooner
Chess
Vampy
Queen bitch (and I will make it one day!)
Sashy
and a few others who I will remember later and think
damn I should have written their names

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I had to take all my bin bags out for binmen
and Rupert needed a wee
whats your excuse for being up so early?

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found
one mobile phone and 2 packets of soggy rancid chocolate eclairs
lost
one mobile phone
I put it somewhere safe
its somewhere in this soddin house but don’t ask me where I’ve put it!

On average I get 2 phone calls a day because I am so popular
so i could be waiting a long time to hear Michael singing to me

My new ringtone is going to be…

Help, I am lost
I live at 10 Downing Street,
Please return me to my rightful owner

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Day Two

The heavens opened
Iv’e just taken my bin bags onto the grass verge and I’ve squelshed all the way
I’m sat here with soggy trouser bottoms and remains of dead squashed slugs on the soles of my shoes (not my pet ones I hasten to add, my daughter assalted them a few weeks ago)
Luckily I cut my grass yesterday but, again, the hedge and borders will have to wait, as will the voracious maneating honeysuckle. I will just have to check it for human remains when the rain stops :?

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@esmeralda wrote:

I hope the weather holds good for you Bon-Bon. We throw a big garden party every summer for family and friends; trestle tables are loaded up with food and drink and hubby’s band limbers up with a few tunes to set the sheep jigging with the cows. However, this year the weather has been too atrocious to dare to circle a date in the diary for anything more al fresco than an impromptu picnic.
Praying for a sunny September though as the sheep are pissed at missing the social event of the year.

Thanks esme x

The weather did hold but it was quite dull and a little cold
I wore my coat most of the time
but there again I am old (Oh I’m a poet)
I left pretty early though

the idea of pis sed sheep made me laugh
good luck for september

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what rubes said

hes only jealous
and so am I

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@sharongooner wrote:

I see, I thought you were just being extremely funny!

oh
I re read my post and realised it sounded that way sharon
doh!

I do tend to ramble like my bushes

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I’m only surprised you warned me about the ditch!!!!

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