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Is it Losing My Religion Phone call or
Girlfriend in a Coma Text message

:shock:

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@sunny wrote:

kate i love ya lol best idear in ages

Mugs di for her stash of chocolte eclaires :twisted:

I lost yesterdays supply walking home from work
along with my mobile phone, discount card and comfy slippers

see esmerelda , the glutton!

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@sunny wrote:

Its as hot as f00k here =D>

If I hire a minibus can we have the BBQ at yours
All the kids will behave
Not sure about the twins though ..

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@esmeralda wrote:

Found: Box of chocolate eclairs going off in heat so had to ..erm..bin them..may have swallowed..er..binned pink mobile phone along with ’em.

Feckk..I was hungry!! :twisted:

Esmerelda!!!!!!!!!

I’m more gutted about the eclairs

Ive just had a thought…

I’ve been excommunicated :shock: (just for toybulldog)

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What Suns said :evil:

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:?

a picture speaks a thousand words

(or something like that)

I’m having a Hilda Baker moment

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@sharongooner wrote:

I see, I thought you were just being extremely funny!

:?

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@sharongooner wrote:

Happy birthday to your twin, I hope she returns the favour on your birthday!

thank you sharon x

Its my twin sisters
they are 4 and a half years younger than me
one of their daughters has organised the BBQ at my mums and the whole family is going

pete

If I remember rightly
you was the one to identify my voracious plant
why the hell didn’t you warn me then
all those years ago

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Having a family BBQ this evening to celebrate my twin sisters birthday
then tuesday and wednesday I really need to get into my garden
its like a wilderness and my Himalayan Honeysuckle has taken over
its started to grow round the windows and on an evening I’m sure I’ve heard it tapping at the glass
If you veer off my garden path it tries to grab you by the ankles and pull you into its centre
The postmans refusing to visit
I’m spraying the shoots with weedol but they just wave at me and laugh

OMG
whats this at my door…………. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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I’m with you on that one Kateeeeee
4 fresh cream chocolate eclairs a day
I put 7lbs on in a week

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