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Just read all that
Been at work all day and its been an eyeopener
Police called at one point
but hey ho all in a days work
it ended in a group hug
Me, a supervisor and a dirty great big workman

Still havent even clicked on Outlook Express

I’m useless at opening any mail, even Royal Mail

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

if its spiders you like ive got a shed full – swear some of them look like bird eaters the size of em – i only know this from looking though the heavily cobwebbed window – one of them once had a massive bumble bee in its clasp! its my shed dammit and they wont let me in!! cu.nts.

PML

I paid my son a fiver to clear my shed out.
We had a row halfway through so i told him to go away nicely
It didnt matter
hed done the job id wanted
all the spiders had been brushed outside

If a spider landed on me I’d die
yet the buggas fascinate me

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@minim wrote:

In slow motion? Just don’t fall asleep with your finger in the plant pot. :D

OMG thats a thought, especially when you see the view i’ve got out of my kitchen window

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@pats wrote:

It could be Rose, Sharon and Dianes Creature Thread

bloody cheek………MY rupert started this………….*flounces off in a huff leaving ruperts relatives to wreak havoc* :evil:

Ok

Chess, Dianes, Pats Rose and Sharons’s thread

(alphabetical orderof course)
and pats ffs Ruperts my siggy I shall think of you everytime i post
How good can it get

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doesnt say pete its just a pot with brown stuff in

runs in kitchen and sniffs
can’t smell a thing mims

I know there is a tropical plant that gives off the odour of rotting meat but I don’t think sven is one

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@bon bon wrote:

A Bird of Paradise

I was answering Sir,Actor then but Sharon got in my way
I try not to use quote if I can but she was too damn quick for me

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Poke it with a pen to amuse your friends or feed it baked beans

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Oh I’ll click on the link
thanks :shock:

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Thanks Toy
Thats made it a lot clearer :shock:

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PML
you sounded like me then

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