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I’ve tried all the benefit fiddles hence sending the kids out mugging
and I’m too beautiful and intelligent for Pilot
besides, I’ve never had an STD.

Shall we *meat* up and go to Ruby’s with a giant moth swat

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shame they don’t sell enormous sticky papers with lights attached specially for moths

Cath I’m same as you
my kids are all out (mugging old ladies, I have to supplement my benefits somehow) and now Ive done all the housework (in between posting) I’m at a loose end.
I was going to try Petes Jam roly poly recipe but I’ve no suet or jam and shops dont open till 7pm
I’ve nothing to look forward to except counting flies on sticky flypaper

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some nice biscuits ( I have a shortbread recipe to die for!!!)
I can make a nice lemon drizzle cake but just want more ideas for somethin thats tasty

also rose, I have problems with the kids food
They all like different things so I end up making the things they all like over and over then they complain I do the same all the time. any ideas

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many thanks to both of you

Its too hot to sit outside so I may attempt petes recipe now

Ive just made a victoria sandwich cake which is now cool enough to ice

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I want instructions from start to finish please :roll:

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I’d done that already

Hes done me a favour anyway
Ive just dropped my pepparami slices on floor
My kitchen floor was so clean I just picked them up and continued making my sandwich

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is that how it feels emma

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OK Pete…you are allowed

Thing is I prefer my men in the bedroom not the kitchen

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bitter me???? noooooooooo ! I’m a sweetie !!!

*continues sticking pins into doll’s eyes* :twisted:

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ignores pete …..

and while I’m at it

Jam Roly Poly
My kids adore it and I’ve followed recipes and they still don’t turn out as good as Aunt Bessies
Has any ladies ever baked a really nice one?

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