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my alarm clock is loud

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Happy Birthday Rammyyyyyyyyyyyy xxxxxx

from youre little yorkshire pudding :lol:

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@pats wrote:

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Check the children are asleep and safe and kiss their little foreheads and wish them sweet dreams. Make sure they are safe and nicey tucked up. Gaze at them lovingly for a minute or two, sigh and creep out into my bedroom…..

where I get my work clothes on and go stand on a street corner.

:lol: :lol: @ that.
i check littleun hasnt turned his telly bk on. empty the ashtrays check doors put dog to bed..switch telly off……prise mr pats eyelids open an tell him i’m goin to bed..unless hes snoring in which case i leave him on couch :D bounce around till i’m comfy then go to sleep. 8)

Don’t laugh Pats.
Sometimes I don’t have enough money to pay the punters

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I’ve already more people than I can cope with on m s n thankyou

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I’m hungry and can’t be bothered to make anything.
I still have my pjs on

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Iv’e changed my mind

I was so grateful for the attention last night I opened a tin of tuna for Fudge
She’s just sicked it up all over my carpet.
It looks like tuna mayonnaise
and smells like something that died days ago

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I’d like a tool.
Wouldn’t know what to do with it
but I’d like to try

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I’ve just started new job which involves long hours standing and I’m not used to it
Ive finished at 11pm last couple of nights and when i get home I need copuious amounts of tea, ciggies and wind down time. I didn’t go to bed till 4 30am this morning and have just tried to catch up with a nap (bad idea, I feel worse). I keep looking at the hoover and think naaaaaaaaaa i’tll keep till my day off tomorrow

So although I’m not fed up (I’m on a mental high) I feel physically tired.
The mind is willing, alas the body is at JC message boards

Did that make sense :shock:

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My neice has a 15 month and 3 month old
It a new generation beginning and I love them to bits.
I’ve found myself looking in peoples prams and actually liking it instead of pretending to.
I wouldn’t really want another one but I’d love to keep trying :wink:

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I fancy a baby

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