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oh
and slug numbers are set to quadruple this year
(passes chess a huge drum of Saxo)

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Thank you for the best wishes and also in 40’s room last night.
The interview was OK but I never have much confidence.
I should know next week.
Most of you would find the job mundane and boring but its a personal landmark for myself.

If you hear nothing more from me its because i didn’t get it and I shall have slunk into a corner with 2 valium

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@pete wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

did you know that slugs have a perculiar little extremity called the ‘love dart’ which, despite being potentially deadly to the recipient, stabs the slug during copulation and secretes a chemical which increases the likelihood of eggs being fertalised (please don’t ask how I find this stuff out)

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY

Men are more like slugs than I originally thought

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slugs or mushrooms ?????? :?

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I was going to grow mushrooms in my understairs cupboard but I don’t think there will be room :?

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bless

:D/
:D

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Slugs are classed as gastropods, which means ‘belly-foot’
The have both male and female sex organs and can lay 200 eggs in a season ( :? )
Slugs have row after row of tiny teeth, which can number up to 27, 000 ( :shock: )
A slug can move over broken glass without cutting itself because of the slime.
An inactive slug loses 3 to 5 %of its body weight per hour on a warm day, more if it moves around.
Slugs wont crawl over copper because they hate it.

From todays Daily Mail.

Also the numbers are set to quadruple this year.

In a survey done recently, 62% of slugs asked said they would like to be called Buster

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but did you say yes????????? :D

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clever di ck :shock:

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A dead bat brought home by my cat, half eaten by wasps.
Just for Batty

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