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don’t like the colour :(

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I don’t want to buy anyone a pint

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feeling sorry for myself

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Right..it’s time to take positive action in the form of..VELCRO.
Simply VELCRO all your clothing with the hooked side of the VELCRO and VELCRO your bank card/mobile phone/spectacles/chocolate eclairs with the loop side of the VELCRO. Then stick ’em together
Problem sorted.

Last week I lost my phone and eclairs (returned the next day)
tv remote (found deep down the side of the settee where I also found a one armed pair of glasses that i had lost weeks ago and are now totally flat, and a whole cigarette)
My clocking in and discount card for work (i’d put it in someone elses jacket pocket)
This week I’ve lost and found my mobile again
but grrrrrrrrrrrr I’ve lost my bank card and had to cancel it and i can’t get to a bank all weekend

and I wondered why i couldnt raise a smile today

It will take more than velcro to sort me out
(maybe a shag will help)

whoops, did I just say that :oops:

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For some reason today I can’t seem to
can’t understand why though

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losing my bank card

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been wondering lately whether, at my advanced age, I should be organising things
I think cremation perhaps
and my ashes kept in a jar on the mantelpiece

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Its going to be close this year because they are all boring f arts
there isn’t one character that stands out
Rex is arrogant and whenever he is caught out he tries to talk is way out of it
Darnel is so damn ugly he makes me cringe
rachel talking in the diary room made me embarrassed for her
mikey voice gets on my t*ts
Sarah to win because I’m backing her

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@poeticjustice wrote:

I’ll tell you a a story, So all sit still
I was chatting to a mate, he offered a bet
And I said I will

He reckoned it wasn’t possible
To control you freaks
I said it could be done
And it wouldn’t take weeks

I said I could make you rhyme
And not tell you to do so
Like the Pied Piper and the rats
It was go go go….

I must admit my little sheep
It was easier than I thought
A few rhymes here, A few rhymes there
And most of you were caught

Anyway I thank you all
I took the bet, I’m glad I did
So I’m off out to the pub
To spend my fifty quid

As for poetry, odes
And words of rhyme
I don’t really give a sh1t
But thought it apt this one last time
I dangled the bait and you bit

I don’t do poetry for anyone
anyway the clue was in your name
so
ner ner :roll:

and after what I was expecting to follow
a £50 bet to get us to do ryhme is an anti-climax

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@poeticjustice wrote:

@sword wrote:

You forgot the bloke they know as sword
With many he strikes a poignant chord
In search of morons he does hunt
He likes to make them look a cunt.

But wait for it I’ll get a reposte
They’ll bullshit and chest thump at all cost
You see they are righteous never wrong
The clique list of JC is very long.

Good luck dear poet you may just wish
You’d never joined this site of pish
Of people that poise and make it real
I hope your approval they stealthily seal.

I admire you sword
And your words of rhyme
The clique will hate me
I’ts just a matter of time

Until then I shall annoy
With all my rhyming words
And in the words of sunny
I shall humiliate all the turds

One by one I’ll pick them off
And leave them all a dither
One in particular i shall scare
And make them shake and shiver

*reads thebook to look for her name*
phwew it isnt in it

I have a feeling in my waters :?

*walks off scratching her head, hoping desperately that Sarah doesn’t win Big Brother*

watch this space

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