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Oh God…………….

Even you cant be this thick 

OK…. lets say you are 

Earth to Draculina  Earth to Draculina   Earth to Draculina  

Message begins 

All houses are falling apart from the day you buy them…. take it from me… there always something that needs fixing.

High crime rates and no jobs wont bovver y…[Read more]

Yes I did… cheap housing under 70k 

Oh God did you look at the links 

You cant argue with the market !!!!!!

Hmm… your right and wrong at the same time 

And I’m going to show you why…..using me old mate and lover Cosy 

Cosy lives in Blackpool, works part time has a football steward and his main income come from government benefits. He close to 70 and got a credit score lower than the goals Ukraine score last night.

Sick of his mu…[Read more]

Hmmmm…… well that’s not really true nether

The better your credit score the low the interest rate.   Mortgage  lenders are always looking for ways to increase there profits.  If they can find anyway to increase interest’s rates for home buyers they will take it.  Its a business after all.

Hmmmm…. you need proof 

How about city living in sunny Hull for 70k?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/106850771#/

Or London for the same price?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/105598541#/

I know you want to be by the seaside ….40k?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90358054#/

The myth of a property shortage i…[Read more]

Your up late……..did you pull a minger last nite after the game?  Was you really that drunk 

Hmmm…..

If you look on any property website you will find a good section of housing.   There no shortage of supply.  Unfortunately peoples trust in the housing market is so strong they borrow the maximum amount.   The twisted logic is they wont be there more that a few years and the more expensive housing will realize the biggest profit in the…[Read more]

Having fun are we?

Stop trying to get me to bite.  Its only a matter of time before budha gets another ban and makes a donation to Martin Reeds yacht fund. And tracy’s so poor she needs to flash her bits to get men to buy her accounts 

So carry on 

Not with the housing market, its what people can afford to borrow and the size of there deposits.  If you go on any mortgage calculator website its terrifying how much people can borrow with little or no deposit.  Whole life mortgages means they can borrow a lot more too.

OK, I’m going to take the key points from that and answer them one by one.

Kind of…. in the next few years more and more “baby boomers” will entre retirement homes or pass away.  Making up around 21% (14 million) of the UK population and mostly home owners, the UK receives a steady stream of housing coming on to the market.   In the end its…[Read more]

If I wanted to look like a chav, I’d get a shell suit 

And besides…. even that knock off will be out of fashion by Oct  

I’m all about lasting fashion me.  You know stuff I can wear for the next 20 years or until it falls off me back.  Some dare to call me cheap… even putting little effort into my wardrobe …. but its…[Read more]

No one wants you back until you grow hair and lose 3 stone

Yea… but at least I’m not bitter old woman like you 

Now carry on drinking… you know it makes sense….well to you 

Yeah I know, I know, I know I’ve been bad……….I know I lied and I cheated in the past  

Time’s such a precious thing………we shouldn’t waste it on little things
Effect me won’t get in the way of what we need ’cause it just don’t pay  I ain’t guilty of no crime, get these chains off me  Can’t risk doing no more time, please jus…[Read more]

I’m the same…but remember it was kiwi who started this in f1

We can all see you… not one wants to talk to you.  Most people have you on block.

I’m only 29 and 4/57 Ge !!!  

Double glazing should last for many years and weather well – that’s what it is designed to do. But 18% of the double glazing owners we spoke to had problems in the first 10 years after installation. Plus, as double glazing gets old, it may need repairs and eventual replacement.

Most common double glazing fault…[Read more]