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*Gets autograph book out* 

We might have a lying c0ck in our midst 

Something I got told about someone that confirms what a total c0ck they are.

Go for it, I’m sure you’d be taken seriously with you having letters after your name n all that. Either that or you’d end up in the same cell as Cosy.

Pathetic

This was so meant for the old sayings thread lol

Oh and of course.

You’ll get hairy palms if you  _ _ _ _  too much.

*right,where did I put that bic?*  

Grater

If you sit on cold surfaces you’ll get piles. 

My dog tonight having a mad do and jumping down the stairs from about 6 stairs up and hurting his leg, hopefully only jarred himself, otherwise it’s a vet job in the morning.

Lol good pee take

I think I best consider myself bollocked  

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