boojangle

realisation 

A delivery driver who said they delivered a parcel here yesterday when the blatantly foookin haven’t.

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Don’t think I’d have the balls to do one myself but know people who have done their first parachute jump recently, all said it was amazing and a few can’t wait to have another go.

A pm I got this morning, it was more of a pmsl 

Speak for yourself 

Chocolateoverload

You’re not far wrong there.

Freddie doing it as only Freddie could, brilliant.

Realising this morning that the stuffing I forgot yesterday morning I also forgot to go out and get yesterday teatime. Don’t think I’ll ever be Mr Memory Man

Well I somehow managed to put this on the wrong thread but sod it.

Realising this morning that the stuffing I forgot yesterday morning I also forgot to go out and get yesterday teatime. Don’t think I’ll ever be Mr Memory Man

Stuffing

Lol a hidden talent you have. 

Seeing a cat shyting in the garden- again, shame me dog wasn’t at hand, would have saved me on dog food 

Oh ffs lol, that’s winning hands down up to now 

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve