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Last silly one lol. Will Smith, best all around entertainer on the planet and the Carlton dance still cracks me up. 

The things you watch at silly O’clock, did enjoy it though 

Lol if I’d have attempted to wear it I’d have had to mince like Alan Carr and turned blue with lack of oxygen.

An insomniac dog

No pleasing some women  

A jumper knitted by a family friend, if I’d have been about a 28 inch chest and 6ft 8″ tall  it would have been a perfect fit.

When I was a youngun I got the same Bass Guitar as Bruce Foxton, shame I played like I had boxing gloves on 

A foookin courier who failed to turn up for the third time to pick a parcel up.

Bullies in F3, well I never!. Thought that was just saved for various digs in here now.

Saw someone watching this on their phone and was pleasantly surprised, hope I’m not turning into a Union J’r 

Ego

Right, I got  , four hmmm I think that comes after three 

While stomping some grapes

Foook me(put it away thin, I didn’t mean literally) the thread is boring, who the foook wants to know about thin ice and the adventures of his wrinkled winkle.

Snide

Me dogs face about 30 seconds after the vet had disappeared behind him with a rubber glove on, sounds cruel but I could almost see him raise an eyebrow as if to say “oooeeeerrrrr I say madam” 

Wellies helped to

I’m getting worried about meself, I think all these sensible people are starting to rub off on me, so to speak ….. Woohoo I made a rudey 

Scep, pass the rattling head over to mork ……errrr soz orson, I think he needs one quickly.

I’m sure an upper case “C” stuck right in the middle of a name would be noticed, and I dare say the other one is an upper case “i” which would be easy to stop by telling people to use an upper case “L” in their username.

Lol that’s so bad but in a funny way, especially on at dinnertime