boojangle

I hope the guy in Sainsbury’s washed his hands in case he worked on the Deli counter 

I could have been far more crude with this reply but I was good.  

To save on loo paper of course, same as I think women should just stamp their feet.

I was once in a motorway services when I saw a bloke blatantly staring at mine, I always thought with something like that I’d have decked him but I almost shat myself and got out as quick as possible lol

If it’s late on in the night when you go to the loo you can often be greeted with a few blokes with wobbly legs, stood at the urinals, foreheads looking like they are super glued to the wall in front of them, holding onto a knob that looks like it has a life of it’s own and spraying everywhere other than it should be. 

flummoxed

Wish I hadn’t read this thread at this time of the morning, I need to lay down again now.

You been on the wine gums orson?  

Lol sometimes nothing quite like someone saying what other people are thinking.

Errrr thanks, I think 

Oh just thought. Is there not a quiz room for quizzes? Surely you lot will have been disrupting the main room more than one person – just a thought like.

It can’t have exactly been Mastermind if you let one person disrupt it, couldn’t one of you have found the ignore button and explained to the others how to use it? 

Very true. 

Windy

Such a touching video and Bono’s bit of magic in there still gets me.

Massdebaters

Speak for yourself, Gina Miller is no foookin heroine of mine, I’ll save that for some who deserves it, cheers.

Speak for yourself, Gina Miller is no foookin heroine of mine, I’ll save that for some who deserves it, cheers.

It’s not complaceny, it’s as I said, I have enough to worry about without worrying what some cartoon character who I have no control over is going to do.

As for scary, hitting a brick when doing about 80 on a motorway is scary and concentrating on nipping my cheeks rather than worrying if my car rolls I might damage someone else’s paintwork.

Personally I’ve got more to worry about than what the pouting trumper is going to get up to and am far from scared.

Give your head a rattle ffs.