boojangle

How exciting – not.

Knob

And there was me thinking mine was an attempt at humour with reference to another thread, the other option struck me as a bit of a well thought out fantasy, takes all sorts I suppose …… ah well onward and upward.

Oh ermmm, yeah ok 

To sort this out once and for all I think you two need to have a glitterize off.

The winner is the first one to cover 50 percent of your opponents face in glitter  and just in case either of you get too excited there is no attempted blocking of the airways and no eye prodding allowed. En garde 

There’s a hell of a lot more toffs than the few you name, add them to the middle/upper class spoilt brats and there’s a lot of influential dummy spitters.

Oh brilliant, so now it could cost at least another hundred and forty two million pounds to hold another referendum that after all the scaremongering will probably lead to us staying in the EU. The foookin toffs are determined to get their way one way or another.

My dog when he decided to chomp on a burnt out rocket that had landed in the garden, judging by his reaction it can’t have tasted too good.

That’s it in a nutshell.

That’s it in a nutshell.

Testicle, it’s strange that, it also sprung to mind with Dominic Grieve MP 

Pfffft …….. I can’t see in the list the art of being able to let a silent one off in public without giggling to give yourself away, so they can’t be true.

Lol @ tata’s

God knows what’s in my eyebrows, all sorts of foodstuffs, it’s the eating from the troughs that us cavemen do. 

Lol dear me, dunno if it’s just me but a bit of overkill there me thinks.

There’ll be a bra shredder in the corner next.

Ice

Especially if they get Cissy or Ada on the phone while the other half is at work.