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The main reason the decisions of the US seem more important is because they’re a big country/economy – call it what you want, that drop more major bollox nationally and internationally than anyone else, mainly because they think they are superior in every way to the rest of us – foookin septics pfffft

Wooohooo nothing like a good insult, well almost nothing.

But while we’re on the insults, shut it nobhead

Cold

Depends whether you want to be insulted instantly or sit and wait in anticipation.

Burning my mouth with an early morning coffee.

I’m glad I don’t live in the US anytime.

Tut cosy, considering I’ve been posting in this name for about 8 years you’re certainly no Sherlock Holmes.

Don’t you start dissing Ernie though, he’s a legend. and no ffs I’m not cage.

And there was me being all nice. thinking you might have changed, but nah you’re still a complete c0ck.

As for hanging onto your shirt tails I’ll pass on that one thanks, not sure who might have wiped what on that when they were finished with you.

Pffft some people

My foookin PRINTERRRRRRRRRR

Kin ell cosy you’re your own worst enemy, the droves of ladies out there that were just about to accept your kind invitation of water sports must now be reconsidering their decision because of you being so petty.

Nooooooooo, it’s Blackpuddle, it has to be fish and chips

Anyway, this volunteer worker …………… did you ask him out? :P

Food of the Gods, especially if it’s followed by rhubarb crumble n custard

Someone today who showed their true colours, it was a long time coming, but not nice.

Lol @ Slack Alice, I’ve just noticed it. Been called many names but never that, it makes a refreshing change.

So did Baywatch, just about, but it doesn’t stop me watching repeats to admire the huge skills of the female lifeguards

Tbh I don’t get the point you’re trying to make.

Fray foookin Bentos pies.

Had one today for the first time in years and foook me they are serious indigestion material.

Indigestion