boojangle

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Grumpy

Uraguay

Confrontation

Not guilty,unless borrowing summat and not taking it back is stealing.

Dunno if this has already been asked.

Have you ever been in the police cells??

FFS how many pages can this board hold?

Most recent one has to be – I was visiting me Dads grave,as i walked up to it i gave him the usual greeting”how’s it goin ya auld kooont” followed by summat like “ffs these bastad”,just as bastad came out of me mouth a woman stood up from the grave that was backin onto his :shock: ,i didn’t see her there…[Read more]

A fart :shock: ……. not mine btw. :lol:

Connected

Awwww bless.

Now pick ya rattle up :wink:

I wish i’d never opened me gob :?

Now now don’t be gettin any thoughts :shock: :D

I don’t think will’s your type,but then again!! :?

@sarah_1 wrote:

@Reason wrote:

Sat wi me fingers wrapped in a wet towel coz i just got a shock off me foookin phone charger :evil:

LMAO :lol:

Did you look like this ?? :wink:

Thanks for the sympathy ya foooka :evil: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

I’d post pics of my little man but :oops:

FFS classic one liner.

Nutta lmao :lol:

Electricity :shock:

Sat wi me fingers wrapped in a wet towel coz i just got a shock off me foookin phone charger :evil:

@NCb wrote:

I may not be the most important person in your LIFE.

I just hope that when you hear my name you smile and say

THAT’S MY FRIEND

Nooooooo i think,National Coal Board :?

Parlour

Llandudno

Fluffles :D

@metallica wrote:

OMG netty i never thought i would see the day, u usually have an answer 4 everything :lol: :P

Veryrareformetobestuckforfoookinwordsbutonthisoccassioniamyousillyfoooka :wink: :lol: