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Fell at the first in the National, got it back with interest today when it won the Scottish National  , me mate’s not a bad judge afterall .

I don’t 

Seeing this thread brought this to mind, don’t watch if swearing offends. 

Speaking of double entendre 

Cosy I could ask you why you come on here with your drama queen im leaving threads, frankly my dear I don’t give a flying foook what you do you jumped up knob. If you don’t like what I post then ignore it.

Come to think of it you might have a point there, the woman who serves in the local chippy often has a scratch before she gets me sausage. 

*Holds breath*

It’s coz he needs the headroom so he doesn’t ruffle his golden locks of course. 

Every year my plums tend to suffer from an infestation, any tips on how to stop me getting dodgy plums?

I promise you I do have a plum tree 

Comical

Election

*Double checks for typo’s*  

“Gobshyte”, now that’s a proper word 

Second one but it is a bank holiday. I think the best one for this is …..

Foookem 

Emulsion 

Sorry but it was just the use of the word “Naktong” 

But you soon will be