Captain Charisma

im always happy wen i look in the mirror :D
not 2 mention down below :D

il share it wiv u crusty :D
oh look its me on top :D

wud giv crusty the meat the whole meat and nothin but the meat :D

has a head like a scrapyard alsation :D

ur all a load of sad twats with no life :D
go out and get humped :D

@sunny wrote:

me and a few friends want to do a over night stay in a haunted house

just invite them over for tea :D

@American Woman wrote:

Dang! I thought that a woman’s sexual peak was supposed to hit in your 30’s! Are you telling me that I have to wait another 10 fricken years? :evil:

u cudnt hit a sexual peak with a permanent vibrator attached :D
how cud ur sexual peak at 40 be kickin in at 10 yrs time wen ur closer to 50 rite now :D

@PoPeYe wrote:

Hello, just registered :roll: :lol:

hello cockeye and welcum 3 justcrap :D

@ChatHostUK wrote:

I am fed up with the abuse these boards have been breeding of late.

It stops now.

i agree :D
no need for personal abuse cockhost :D

@Gyps wrote:

I have p*ssed myself big time.

so wud i if i looked in the mirror and seen u starin back :D

u cudnt drive a stone in2 the channel tunnel :D

ul b badly missed :D :-…

@cath 55 wrote:

he woz blowin his football up wiv a foot pump n his foot slipped :)

well i heard he woz blowin his balls witha hand pump b4 his lips slipped :D

looks well in the dark :D

did u pish urself :-… :D

ive got a huge pole :D

im back so thats all that matters :D

hangin out after church canadian woman :lol: :D
ur 1 groovy chik :lol: :D

food heaven is wen sumone makes it for me :D
food hell is wen i hav 2 make it myself :D

wot u want 2 sell the car boot for :?
weirdos :D