cath 55

If I had a Rich Man

If I had a rich man,
Deiger deiger deidle deiger deidle deiger diedle dum,
All day long I’d sit upon my bum,
If I had a wealthy man …
I … wouldn’t have to work hard,
Bugger rising early every day for work before the Sun,
If I had a really bloody rich,
Heavy wallet … Tiger of a man.

I’d trade my soul for wealth and trivi…[Read more]

Estranged

I accept that I’m abnormal,
That is … different from the rest,
Unlike most other robots,
I put normality to the test,
Being born a female,
Was definitely not my choice,
My gender has always been a hurdle,
But I like my singing voice.

With tattoos on my shaven head,
Of my Staffies … left and right,
There is no doubt when…[Read more]

Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.

One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
Who’s not afraid to admit when he is wrong

One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn’t wait six weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won’t lose his cool when he’s annoyed.

Pulls out my chair…[Read more]

Are You Talking To Me?

“Are you talking to me?” she said passing by
“Yes, you … you … next to the bald-headed guy,
“I think you’re real gorgeous … that flaming red hair
Is exceedingly beautiful and really quite rare.

“I love the way that it curls round your face,
And the way that it seems your ears to embrace,
And the way that it darkens…[Read more]

I am a little rabbit
a sittin in me hutch
i’m sitting down this end
cos i dont like that end much
im glad tommorows thursday
cos i’m feelin right fed up
do you know why im glad its thursday
thats the day they pass the buck! ;)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Er …. without wishing to add unnecessarily to this controversy and on a point of accuracy – Pikey’s original post said “cheap mirth” which presumably was the phrase he intended to use.

The infamous JC censor has NOT been at work here.

i stand corrected PB :oops: :wink:

@pikey wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Awww me ikkle pikel 8)

Why don’t you start us off? :wink:

Hallo, Runway. You know I’ve always felt it would be a proper pleasure to get you going.

The point is, though, I think, that of course there are things that shouldn’t be joked about. Otherwise we should relegate ourselves to giggling imbeciles. Where’s the…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Given what’s been said, perhaps you’d all like to tell us your best Jamie Bulger jokes, then. There must be some crackers. Or what about the classics about Holly and Jessica? Good old British humour.

Awww me ikkle pikel 8)

Why don’t you start us off? :wink:

an old austrian…

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@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Given what’s been said, perhaps you’d all like to tell us your best Jamie Bulger jokes, then. There must be some crackers. Or what about the classics about Holly and Jessica? Good old British humour.

Awww me ikkle pikel 8)

Why don’t you start us off? :wink:

an old austrian proverb

women are like a…

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pink floyd

Two Suns in the Sunset (Waters)

In my rear view mirror the sun is going down
Sinking behind bridges in the road
And I think of all the good things
That we have left undone
And I suffer premonitions
Confirm suspicions
Of the holocaust to come.

The wire that holds the cork
That keeps the anger in
Gives way
And suddenly it’s day…[Read more]

more marley

Man to man is so unjust, children
You don’t know who to trust
Your worst enemy could be your best friend
And your best friend your worst enemy

Some will eat and drink with you
Then behind them su-su ‘pon you
Only your friend know your secrets
So only he could reveal it
And who the cap fit, let them wear it [repeat]

Bob Marley

What life has taught me
I would like to share with
Those who want to learn…

Until the philosophy which hold one race
Superior and another inferior
Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned
Everywhere is war, me say war

That until there are no longer first class
And second class citizens of any nation
Until the colour of…[Read more]

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^^^ thanc yoo pats took me fookin ayjiz too tipe that, fooking spel chequer is fookin useluss wen yoo triing to spell propur innit!! :wink:

sunny wrote:
The players in the team are far too inferior to play in the premiership league. Steve Bruce seems to be the only player earning his rather large salary. One’s manager of the club should strengthen the left back position with quality players. One’s centre back should be strengthened with quality players as should the centre…[Read more]

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

8)

Well come on it’s getting beyond a joke now, your typing and spelling is like a 3yr old ffs.
And doing a Marty and calling everyone a “coont” is so 5years ago.

you know what anita, i dont think sunnys spellin is a joke, i like her, shes one of the few REAL people on here and i have never ever even thought bout her…[Read more]

smile an ever lasting smile
a smile can bring you near to me
don’t ever let me find you gone
’cause that would bring a tear to me
this world has lost its glory
let’s start a brand new story
now my love
you think that I don’t even mean
a single word I say

it’s only words
and words are all I have
to take your heart away

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=2hxlCUm_tVA&feature=related

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

I hope she recovers from her recent episode of hypochondria, we have enough phantom deaths and illness in this place already :roll: .

ok wadin in……… esme isnt a hypochondriac nor is she a fake nita she happens to one of me best friends ……. thats your royalties from yer fan club docked this month!!! tuts xxx :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

I always thought that if you travelled back to King Solomon days, and witnessed the playing of the Psalms, you’d be listening to the right stuff – deep I know but it’s apposite.

Good reggae has a kind of majesterial gospel-blues feel I find, and always works wonders on a stressed soul with no side-effects.

They really should…

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