cath 55

well its asda for me bet they aint got nowt left tho stoopid time on a saturday to go shopping lol :roll: :wink: maybe just maybe i’ll get back and there will be a fight on here really worth watching lolol not bout who lives where, who’s sha/ggin who etc etc lol :wink:

@sharongooner wrote:

oh I must say I did clear my wardrobe out this morning and got all me little summer bits out ready and threw away some nackered stuff. I deserve a gold star, its been needing doing for ages.

Dave is now hiding from our nutty neighbour at the bottom of the garden, he’s ducking out the way lmao! Proper alchies they are, make me…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Well I fill it out and didnt find anthing hard about it.

But I go to Brunel and still nursing the hang over.

Unlike caff who just went to the dogs.

if only ;)

@UKPilot wrote:

I didn’t put my picture there Pete Boo did, and Fat Bald Old or whatever I don’t hide behind a fantasy picture unlike some who really do have something hide. Cap Fit Wear It !!!

you mean thats not pete in the photo???

@toybulldog wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

A Dog’s Life?
There once was a feisty young terrier,
Who liked to bite girls on the derrière.
He’d yip and he’d yap,
Then he’d leap up and snap;
And the fairer the derrière, the merrier.

Author Unknown

cath thats uncanny, it’s like being faced with the real inner me

LMAO posted with you in mind ;) xx

@sharongooner wrote:

I hate cleaning and I hate parting with my cash for any cleaning utensils, plus I like a good dose of bacteria, keeps your immune system on its toes innit :lol:

I do like things clean and tidy, but Im damned if Im gonna be cleaning when I could be sat here chatting, thats far more of a better use of time.

Tumble dryers gonna…

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@sharongooner wrote:

I swear one day I will have a heart attack, bleeding thing! :twisted:

LMAO @ arkwrights till tho lol , when i first started work i worked on one of those lolol , and i love that programme toolol xxx

@sharongooner wrote:

you replace your dishcloths? :shock: :lol:

lol sharon, i am not as much into cleaning now as when the girls were younger, dont have that much of an interest in the place really i suppose lol, but yes one of my pet hates (for me) is dishcloths oh and face flannels euwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wen we were kids you wouldnt get a clean…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

My ovens got no light, that went ages ago, the bottom door falls off everytime I open the main door and its like Arkwrights till… frightens the cr*p out of me every flaming time!

But it cooks ok, so it can hang on a bit longer, bless it.

lol sharon long as it does the job ay ;) xx

A Dog’s Life?
There once was a feisty young terrier,
Who liked to bite girls on the derrière.
He’d yip and he’d yap,
Then he’d leap up and snap;
And the fairer the derrière, the merrier.

Author Unknown

Battered Savs

Have you eaten out at a take-away?
Whether it be fish or chips that you have;
And have you ever spared a thought…
For that poor old … battered sav.

Now battered women you’ll read about,
And battered children as well;
But no-one speaks of the battered sav
And its life of torment and hell

This tale it is a simple one,
It’s not…[Read more]

We’re Oh So… (a poem)
Russ Vaughn
We’re hip, we’re cool and oh so arty;
We’re Democrats, the smarter party.
We’re sophisticated unlike you;
We understand merci beaucoup.
We’re urbane while you’re provincial;
We’re worldly-wise, so existential.
We’re cultured, complex, so refined;
We’ve left you ignorant serfs behind.
We’re witty authors of cl…[Read more]

sad song but i like it , had a stevie wonder cd on earlier aint heard it for ages …..

Lately I have had this strangest feeling,
with no vivd reasons here to find.
Yet the thought of losing’s been hanging, round my mind…
Far more frequently you’re wearing perfume,
with you say, “No special place to go”
But when I ask will you be coming back…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

None of us are as clever as we think we are.

Sharon’s just more honest about it

ooooooooooooooo lol yer right tho lol xxxx

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Eels!

Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

Eels!

Eels (x14)

Give it up now!

Eels!

Eels, eels, give it up now!
Eels, eels, give it up now!

I was obselete
I couldn’t…

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@sunny wrote:

Dish clothes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you soak them over night in bleatch lol i soak mine then throw them away after 3 days and start on new ones lol

I did try them blue things like paper that you can throw after every use but i couldnt wash my kitchen cupbards down properly every night so went back to the cloth ones lol

Would…

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@cbowen82 wrote:

Please help me with my dissertation research!

Hi! I am conducting research for my master’s dissertation and am looking for volunteers to fill out a 10 minute survey. It is mostly multiple choice and completely anonymous. If you are between the ages of 18-70 and identify yourself as British or American, then please click on the f…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

But you have to be clever to know the poems and know what to look for, so I think it is very clever.

I wouldnt know where to start, so I just enjoy reading them on here. There’s the odd one or two that pop up and I know them, but the rest could be written yesterday for all I know, so to me its a sign of…

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@sunny wrote:

Same here caff mind you im the only c00nt at work to take me overall home to wash they all let it get washed by the plce who does them

They never come back white i like to boil wash mine and keep them white and clean looking

sunny you sound like a lass after me own heart lol, i used to boil me lasses nappies to bits lol cant stand…[Read more]

@sunny wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I cant remember last time I could see through my oven door! :lol:

So its not glass then lol

Caff im doing me asda shopping tomorrow il have a look if she takes ofence tuff :twisted:

thing is sunny i take my cooker apart when i do it lol, just unscrew the screws to the glass grill bit and oven bit and pop it in…[Read more]