cath 55

@bon bon wrote:

too :wink:

can someone tell me how to ‘double quote’ lol i know how to do one but not more than one…….. i thank you…….. :wink:

@Bat wrote:

Good grief Cath your little brain is working overtime today isn,t it? :roll: :wink:

anyway it will be much funnier when pete’s finished illustrating it ;)

@Bat wrote:

Good grief Cath your little brain is working overtime today isn,t it? :roll: :wink:

do ya fink its time fer me pills then batty? :D :wink: ok ok so im boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd lolol xxxx

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

sadly i have to say i really don’t believe it all, but when my dad died 6yrs numerous times after it id here my lass laffin n gigglin… when i went to c what she was up to, she’d say grandad was tickling her..!! i never made a big deal o it, it soon pass’d i put it down to her bein so young and missin my dad as he was such…

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@Man in Beds wrote:

@superteddie is sue wrote:

My Coffin is shaking with laughter xxxx

Like the bed and floor was when rob shagged you?

oi go slag people off on another thread please!! talking of standards slipping…… :roll: :roll:

@bon bon wrote:

It started off as a pretty little shrub

My ex hated it and wanted to cut it down but I told him he’d have to get past me first.

Ten years later its a monster

After all this rainy weather I ventured into my garden and there are baby himalayan honeysuckles sprouting up all over.

there must be thousands of seedlings, nay…

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actually pebbles in all seriousness, i can honestly say i have never actually seen a dead relative but have ‘sensed’ them and actually heard me mum say me name a couple of times.

one time i was going to meet a brother i had never met (he was 63) long story, but I had struggled to get the money together to go to manchester on the wednesday , the…[Read more]

not exactly a relative but i did see elvis working at the deli counter in tescos and lord lucan sweeping up, does that count? :wink:

@bon bon wrote:

bugga :?

Oh well
what about a hedge trimmer that cuts out after 10 mins so you can post on JC message boards and then buzzes after 15 mins so you can resume

dunt thing they sell them bon bon, maybe you could suggest it? :lol: :wink:

@candy wrote:

Awwww Pilot I’m really beginning to feel sorry for you, if this place has gone so deep into your psyche that you have to resort to such childish behaviour then you are to be pitied. A little trantrum now and again does no harm but now your just beginning to look foolish.

Many like you, including one or two lobby so called newbies…

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@bon bon wrote:

I’ve just had a brilliant idea

Plastic privet hedges

for people who dont like fences but hate cutting the hedge

(guess what I’m spending Sunday doing)

any more ideas????

think its already been done lol along with plastic grass, (not the sort you smoke either ;) ) you can buy it from homebase fresh off the roll and it has a ten…[Read more]

So long, frank lloyd wright.
I cant believe your song is gone so soon.
I barely learned the tune
So soon
So soon.

Ill remember frank lloyd wright.
All of the nights wed harmonize till dawn.
I never laughed so long
So long
So long.

Chorus
Architects may come and
Architects may go and
Never change your point of view.
When I run dry
I stop awhile…[Read more]

my eldest was a big maddona fan , both me girls went to see her in concert and thought it was one of the best concerts they had ever been to. one of the most expensive i think too lol bless em :D

jsut for pats x

In these days of changing ways
so called liberated days
a story comes to mind of a friend of mine

Georgie boy was gay I guess
nothin’ more or nothin’ less
the kindest guy I ever knew

His mother’s tears fell in vain
the afternoon George tried to explain
that he needed love like all the rest

Pa said there must be a mistake
how…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

sharonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn mwahh xoxoxoxooxxoxoxooxoxoxoxox

appy now caff………… :lol:

yus lol. now i know shes ok lolol :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

* pops in, doesn’t dilly dally or anyfing, gets a round in………….. *

so who’s this sharon then ?

fooks off………….

she’s some old slapper Ive heard about, not worth the airspace so I hear :wink:

beem me up ground control, before I float in a most peculiar way

those stars are different…

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sharonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxoxooxxoxoxooxoxoxoxox

sunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mwahhhhhhhhhhh im not pissed yet but give it time!!! lol :lol: :wink:

@Sword wrote:

Shaz has spoken to me… she’s fine.

thanks sword good news x

@Pete wrote:

@rubyred* wrote:

caths cheesy c u n t

why dont you stand up and be a man or at least join retards anonymous

lol pete retards anonymous…………… by the way where is sharon tuts :( sharon if yer reading this come out to play woman!!!!