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@pete wrote:

chuckles

stoppit!!! ya makin my thread scary……… tuts go start ya own scary thread…. goes off to watch bambi, skips the bit wen his mum goes into the meadow…………

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@sir Actor wrote:

It’s just that if you post a bit of banter with A then B will get upset.
And then B will tell C about it and before you know it everybody hates you.

LOL.

And if you don’t sya “hi” to someone in the forum 3 room there’s hell to pay.

Hark at me the drama queen ffs.

awwwwwwwwww tel, drama queen? nahhhhhhh far more worthy on here than you for that title lol…… sod it have a hug lol xxxx bless…………

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@toybulldog wrote:

can you dig it

*hides*…………

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@toybulldog wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

don’t visit the site if you are of a timid nature. That’s you toy.

I’d say thanks for the warning you two-faced, grovelling, name-changing, pasty-posting koont.

However, my timidity won’t let me.

now that med me laff lol xx

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@toybulldog wrote:

did you see me turn to stone ?

Not a special effect in sight, just remarkably gifted talent that is !!

*flies off to Hollywood……….gets nowhere*

(last seen handing out double-glazing leaflets in Cricklewood)

lol @ semi-literate wannabe’s hehe cath x

I’m sure my art director will be along anytime to show you illustrated proof……… mind you im still waiting for him to complete a lasagne makin, pinny wearing rambo first ……..

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@sharongooner wrote:

Cricklewood… where Goodnight Sweetheart was based. Love that show.

sorry…. off track…

not very good for a director atall!

/goes back stage to shout at some minions…..

“get my coffee!!!!!!!!”

getcha own the minions are too busy tryin to open petes tins of paint lol

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@pete wrote:

I built it cath i have a spare set :lol:

oh an will pete ever get that pot of paint open…………..

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@sharongooner wrote:

my my myyyyy delilah! i love her.

More expression though.

and….. action!

watch out for the next thrilling installment……… will sir padalot ever be turned back into a big fluffy puppy, will delilah ever find her man, will sunny be wearing out casting couches for ever more or filling bobs wheel….. will anyone ever get the keys for pats cupboard……

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@cherrybomb wrote:

Ruling the roost means being the most abusive. Never forget that. :wink:

so who does “rule the roost” on here then? :?

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oops……. *slopes off mutterin this isnt the playgroups night out*……….

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scary stories huh? well , i wandered accidentally into a room full of strangers, and i mean strangers, nowt stranger than that room full of strangers………… all there names were in black and yet……….. somehow i had broken the mould and there was my name in blue lights!!! i felt different, an outcast, what was it I had done that my name was there for all too see in bright blue!!

I wandered round the room looking at all the strangers, some were small and one bloke who said his name was big richard , looked more like big rachel!!!

as i glanced around the room i saw 3 other doors…….. i edged my way round the knicker shaking , tassle twirling, male strangers flashing there dangly bits. all of them sat at a keyboard and clack clickety clack of the fingers all typing together was rather eerie…….. and soooooooo i chose the first door i came too, as i peered round the door someone had obviously had a party in there, party poppers, empty beer cans , scraps of paper , tipped up tables……. i could go on but if was very clear there had been some sort of contest in there because there were strange sort of midgets lying on top of their keyboards all typing in you cheated, you cheated, you cheated, as i turned there against the wall was the remanents of a titanium broomstick … parked sideways!!! ………. i backed out of the room and into the next door……… the smell of lavender and vicks vapour rub hit me as i entered, i tripped over a rather strange looking object……… someone shouted mind me zimmer……. i wasnt aware i had gone anywhere near anyones zimmer, in fact i would go so far to say that i wouldnt touch anyones zimmer unless i had been wearing me marigolds…….

I looked around the room and in the corner there was a female woman, who i have to say looked strangely like dierdre barlow who was typing over and over……losers……we won…… losers…. we won… and a funny looking midget by her side wearing flowers in his hair… in fact they were tulips…. on the stairs in the corner were some clog dancin mice……. i slowly opened the door and went into the final door, im not sure how i got in and out of the first room without anyone accosting me…… i mean, my name was still up there in bright blue and was following me, in fact i began to think as i entered the last room, that maybe , just maybe i might actually be quite important……..

i opened the door. the noise woz deafening . ASL!!! wot ya wearin!!!!!! do ya like stockins!!! swivel on this u koonts!!!!! wanna see me on cam!!!!!!!!!! and away way in the corner was a rather wise looking old man with funny ears, he was in fact not visible to the rest of the strangers……. as i studied him, i noticed that behind his shoulder was a bat…….. vampires i thought…. now this is a place i should definately not linger in…………

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