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Macho Musings or `Some Men Just Don’t Get It’
Well, well, they’ve gone and hired someone new.
And it’s a “she”! Why?–there weren’t too few!
Is she the new secretary or clerk?
No?! She’s a colleague with whom I must work!?Well then, I must pose the bold question: can she compute?
Her degree says yes but frankly, I beg to dispute;
They may have given it to her for being a maid,
Or because of connections, or someone she (-er-) paid.It’s up to me to put her in her place.
Should I embarrass her, make her lose face?
No, I’m too kind, I’ll ask something facile–
Something that no man would find a great hassle.“Oh miss, yes you, please be a dear, and write me some code;
It shouldn’t take much of your time or be a great load.
Basic will do; I take it you’ve used it before?
You can’t be doing much yet, so do me this chore.”“Jane is the name, and I’ve got lots to do.”
Then she smiles, and says, “I’ve heard about you.
Here, review this code and come back at four.”
Then she asks me to leave and slams the door!Hysterical, I tell you, just like all the rest.
But we’re supposed to put up with them and do our best.
Favors and special treatment is what she expects!
What a ridiculous system to hire this sex!Now what is this bundle she’s given me?
It looks vaguely familiar, let me see…
It’s the old project I didn’t complete–
And she’s actually accomplished this feat?!Yes, this is her work; how strange– I feel rage
as well as admiration for the sage.
How long but yet elegant… this is art.
I am Salieri, and she is Mozart.This is too much for my masculine brain to take–
I sense her womanly aspect must be a fake!
This means only one thing– and only one it can,
That deep down inside, this Jane– is really a man!(Copyright 1993 Johannesen)
a cuddly toy?
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@toybulldog wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
having an accident just before i was due to take a course for work today in sunny bournemouth……… bruised n sore now…..
was it an Elf + Safety course too ?
lol cath:twisted: :twisted:
hope you had a good birthday hill xx :D
@Forget Me Not wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
@pete wrote:
Police are now saying it’s a dead sheep must be terrible for the mother
oh ffs!!!!!!!!! ok, many of you on the boards may be unfamiliar with the story just as my youngest was until she watched ‘see no evil’, i remember her saying to me, I didnt understand the enormity of this mum till i watched that programme………. that poor woman to have her hopes raised and shattered, as a mum, I cant imagine what she is going through…….. i know people slam me for being a total softy but there cant be a mum out there that didnt hope as I did Winnie could finally lay her son to rest and give her closure………
nothing wrong in trying to be human cath, those that would slag you for it only do so because they are incapable of being one
we all search for closure. I can only hope that this poor mother will someday find some and will be able to put an end to this horrendous chapter of her life
true xxx and apoligies for being a littel over sensative bm xxx
@Bad Manners wrote:
Does no one know yet? I would say he’s evil enough to have done it.
I can just imagine the poor Sheep grazing on the Moor until that maniac came along.
no need bm , thort better of you
@*Sian wrote:
Deluded
you mean i aint a meg ryan lookalike :shock: :shock: :wink:
@(f)politics? wrote:
i suppose cath but usually that means they have some inner personality or beauty this women look as though their ego’s as well as their biceps take up to much room for a personality too, i wonder how healthy that actually is too, looks dreadfully deformed all those veins and stuff.
its not now poli its in later years when they cant do all the excercise it turns to flab……. then they are ‘hated’ cos they aint the ideal…… but each to their own……
