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1 Elephant, Medium size,
2 rabbits (optional),
gravy.

Cut elephant into bite size pieces and cover with gravy.
Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees F.
This elephant serves 3,800 adults and 35 children.
If more are expected, two rabbits may be added.
Do this only if absolute necessary, as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew

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Friday!!! :D

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@kateee wrote:

R.I.P Lil David xx[/b]

(((((((((((kateeeeeeee))))))))))))))

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honorificabilitudinitatibus

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have a great day jimmy , happy birthday xxx

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Anyfink?

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@esmeralda wrote:

@johnboy25 wrote:

What made me smile – the ladies knowing their place and doing their duties :-

I started the day with a brisk whizz down the Cresta Run before making an assault on Mount Eiger. Then I had breakfast.
The afternoon has proved trickier as I snagged my stockings getting parachuted into Helmand province for a blether with the Taliban. Nice boys, love their old mums.
Tonight I will be taking it easy, knitting a cardigan from the ear fluff of a patagonian panther..gotta go wrestle it off first. A woman’s work..eh? :roll:

so what great heights tommorow we wonder? i had thursdayitus, no washing up done as i left for work, no bed made no nuffin, but been to me freinds house for lunch and had a wonderful lunch yummmmmmm lol and been completely useless since….. methinks its siesta time zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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@sunny wrote:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
HOW CAN ANY 1 BE TORN

Get the loud mouthed scabby bi tch out notice she is up for eviction again so she decided to kiss the elf again

and screaming im bleeding to death over a lil cut on her hand il ring her f00king neck if i had my way

BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT BEX OUT

Gos and lay down for half hour to calm down :evil:

you dont like bex then i take it sunny? *runs n hides* lol xxx :wink: :wink:

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@sharongooner wrote:

I actually cannot think of a more mundane job than ironing, but I do love that feeling after you’ve put it all away, and its all nice, and you sit down and reward yourself.

sad innit.

lol i dunt mind ironing actually lol ……. i wont put bedding on my bed till its ironed lolol xxx but then, the only ironing i have is mine so that makes a difference lol xx

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@esmeralda wrote:

lmao esme xxxxx

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