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@bon bon wrote:

too :wink:

can someone tell me how to ‘double quote’ lol i know how to do one but not more than one…….. i thank you…….. :wink:

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@bat wrote:

Good grief Cath your little brain is working overtime today isn,t it? :roll: :wink:

anyway it will be much funnier when pete’s finished illustrating it ;)

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@bat wrote:

Good grief Cath your little brain is working overtime today isn,t it? :roll: :wink:

do ya fink its time fer me pills then batty? :D :wink: ok ok so im boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd lolol xxxx

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

sadly i have to say i really don’t believe it all, but when my dad died 6yrs numerous times after it id here my lass laffin n gigglin… when i went to c what she was up to, she’d say grandad was tickling her..!! i never made a big deal o it, it soon pass’d i put it down to her bein so young and missin my dad as he was such abig part of her life… I asked my mum this question and she said, that my great gran used to say she saw dead people, and my aunt when she went to Notredame cathedral swore blind when she was sittin prayin, bubble like shapes came beofre her it was my uncle, aunt and great grandparents… i say to much vino @ lunchtime…. myself never experienced.

Mary you just reminded me of my youngest, my mum came to live with us for eighteen months, my youngest lass was then 2, they were absolutely inseperable whereever you saw mum you saw my youngest!!

anyway mum moved away (another story not for here) and i dint see her again for another 7 years unfortunately in the hospital when she was dying. the strangest thing tho Mary, around 15 minutes before the phone rang my youngest came and woke me up and said ‘ mum grandma is dying you have to go see her now!!’ Well i thought she had been having a dream and was in the process of putting her back to bed when the phone rang, it was my sister to tell me i needed to get to the birmingham hospital pdq cos mum wouldnt last much longer!! :shock:

in the years since mum has been gone my youngest has several times said to me that her grandma has been to see her and was around and that she had actually seen her once, i said to her when was that, and my youngest said , do you remember when i had that allergic reaction to the pills the doc gave me a couple of years ago, i said i did, she said well grandma sat all night by my bed and held my hand!!! :shock: :shock:

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@Man in Beds wrote:

@superteddie is sue wrote:

My Coffin is shaking with laughter xxxx

Like the bed and floor was when rob shagged you?

oi go slag people off on another thread please!! talking of standards slipping…… :roll: :roll:

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@bon bon wrote:

It started off as a pretty little shrub

My ex hated it and wanted to cut it down but I told him he’d have to get past me first.

Ten years later its a monster

After all this rainy weather I ventured into my garden and there are baby himalayan honeysuckles sprouting up all over.

there must be thousands of seedlings, nay millions
My gravel is awash with baby green monsters

Apparently the berries, although bitter, are edible

Ideas anyone (apart from moving house)

its very pretty tho yer have to admit :wink:

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actually pebbles in all seriousness, i can honestly say i have never actually seen a dead relative but have ‘sensed’ them and actually heard me mum say me name a couple of times.

one time i was going to meet a brother i had never met (he was 63) long story, but I had struggled to get the money together to go to manchester on the wednesday , the night before a freind of mine asked me to go to bingo with her to which i said i dont have the money so she said look i’ll pay for you, you have always helped me in the past so i went.

so we sat there and on the seat opposite (although i still cant say i actually saw her) it was really wierd cos i sort of saw me mum she was wearing a green dress and I heard her laugh loud and clear as anything, its hard to explain , i dont know if it was a ‘sensing’ of seeing her or if i actually did see her , i know confusin ay. anway to cut a long story short after the interval i won £700 which of course i split wiv me mate and just as i was going out i again felt me mum there and i actually smelt her perfume that night when i got home, not a ‘today’ perfume it was a very heavy cote lamont she used to use…. so yes is the answer pebbles i do beleive some see dead relatives.

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not exactly a relative but i did see elvis working at the deli counter in tescos and lord lucan sweeping up, does that count? :wink:

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@bon bon wrote:

bugga :?

Oh well
what about a hedge trimmer that cuts out after 10 mins so you can post on JC message boards and then buzzes after 15 mins so you can resume

dunt thing they sell them bon bon, maybe you could suggest it? :lol: :wink:

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@candy wrote:

Awwww Pilot I’m really beginning to feel sorry for you, if this place has gone so deep into your psyche that you have to resort to such childish behaviour then you are to be pitied. A little trantrum now and again does no harm but now your just beginning to look foolish.

Many like you, including one or two lobby so called newbies make the fatal mistake of thinking they are masters of wind up, sadly you are all disillusioned. Too many on here are hardened chatters and simply have a right giggle at people like you who think they are causing serious disruption. It’s a fact that some are revelling in the fun of it, so bring it on I say its good to break the monotony.

I am however concerned at your fragile state of mind and suggest a session or two with a psychoanalyst might help you to come to terms with your lack of self esteem, fear of rejection, apparent inability to form social relationships and overwhelming desire to portray yourself as a smug self satisfied, arrogant Don Juan.

As for the beer gut, Weight Watchers often have offers on free registration.

:lol: :lol: =D>

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