welcome to the just chat complaints hot line, your call is important to us.
if your’e paranoid please hold,we know where you are and what your doing
if your’e dislexic please press 39 39 39,
if your’e depressed then please hang up as all out operatiors are to busy to speak to you,
if your’e deluded then press 2 and we shall connect u to the mother ship,
or instead log into just chat,where you will chat to others in your condition .
PLEASE BE AWARE YOUR CALL MAY BE MONITORED FOR TRAINING PURPOSES.