[cath 55]

@toybulldog wrote:

We had rugby lessons at school once. I didn’t mind cos I liked all sports.

Terrible experience for someone who had spent years kicking a football in the street. I missed the first week because of bronchitis, so didn’t know the rules. It was a snowy blizzard of a January afternoon and there I was coughing it up in the cold. The elastic went on my shorts……

Then some idiot threw this odd-shaped thing at me. I had to catch with one hand while trying to maintain some sense of frozen dignity with the other, while my mortal enemies bore down upon me. And back at the changing rooms afterwards some of us had the bright idea of placing our icy hands under the hot taps – very painful.

Jeez what a feckin nightmare that day was.

awwwwwwww poor puppy…… :( :wink:

[cath 55]

@toybulldog wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

hope you sorted this since yesterday toy lol :lol: :wink:

just look at the curves on that dreamlike picture of pink fluffy wonderment !!

ffs cath i’m only canine…….now you’ve made me come over all unnecessary and there’s so much drool on my keyboard, I’m getting electrocuted every time my paw trys to type “fifi you goddess”.

*passes toy some cling film fer is keyboard* drool away big boy pmsl….. :wink:

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if i wanted to buy marijuana out of a vending machine, would it say press the hash key? ……….well it is silly o’clock on a sunday morning what do you expect? lol :wink:

Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? :? :wink:

do Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled ? :?

[cath 55]

If god wanted me to touch my toes, why didnt he put them on my knees. ? :?

how can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?

[cath 55]

is someone who jumps off a bridge in paris in seine? :wink:

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead?”

is an unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

[cath 55]

does a wolf in sheeps clothing have a cross dressing problem? :lol: :wink: :wink:

[cath 55]

lol mary j good post xxx

[cath 55]

@toybulldog wrote:

so some cats have nine lives AND nine tails then, and like a bit of whipping huh ?
I knew a woman who found her son with an S+M magazine once. She said she was gonna spank him………….I wasn’t sure that was such a great idea though……….

thats nothing, I have far more than 81 tales ya land-lubbering chubsterer you xx, but I do specialise in tall ones.

A-hoy there !

ahoy back at ya :wink: big chubsterer hugs back to yas lol xx :wink:

[cath 55]

@toybulldog wrote:

“god it’s tiny this place, you can’t even swing a cat”

?? I guess when the first house designers were measuring up rooms, one of them must have said –

“hey, pass me that moggy will ya…….”

If there’s not enough room to swing a cat then space is very tight; the room is very tiny. The cat in this instance is said not to be of the Pu/ssy variety but, rather, o’nine tails type. The nine thronged whip was used as punishment at sea. Because space was at a premium below decks there was not enough room to wield the whip; in consequence the whipping always took place on deck. so next time you move dont take a tape measure… take ya whip wiv ya!! :lol: :wink: :oops:

[cath 55]

hope you sorted this since yesterday toy lol :lol: :wink:

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