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lol i just remembered one of my childhood fav max bygrave songssssssss goes something a little like this lol
You’re a pink toothbrush, I’m a blue toothbrush
Have we met somewhere before?
You’re a pink toothbrush and I think toothbrush
That we met by the bathroom door.Glad to meet toothbrush, such a sweet toothbrush
How you thrill me through and through
Dont be hard toothbrush on a soft toothbrush
‘Cause I cant help loving you.Every time I hear you whistle…… it makes my nylon bristle…….
You’re a pink toothbrush, I’m a blue toothbrush
Won’t you marry me in haste?
I’ll be true toothbrush, just to you toothbrush
When we both use the same toothpaste.@toybulldog wrote:
in a whirlpool of youtube links this is a wonderful idea for a thread. Spot on cath25 xx
My auntmaud has just left- east end girl who had miscarriages ground during the blitz and all that. She was 90 and although mugged for her pension a few times in recent years (by recent arrivals to this country), kept a tight hold of that bag of hers and fought back well until the strength of her assailants was too much bless her. Her husband, having died fighting for this country during the second world war was not around to help her.
Anyway, they played this cheesey Max Bygraves song in the church. The kind of tune that was popular up the pub of a friday night during the 50’s. And there wasn’t a dry eye in god’s house.
I’m having one poem and one song at my farewell and I know what they’d be too.
aint ya gonna share what it is doggie? xxx
If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? :?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery? :?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? steps away from the thunked thoughts……… :oops: :wink:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? :lol: :shock:
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Do stairs go up or down?
@toybulldog wrote:
I set my three year old up in front of the kids TV early one saturday morning. Cereal, banana, drink, favourite toys…….propped on cushions she was like a miniature princess of sheba.
Then I turned to the box – “What side do you want on sweetheart ?” I asked.
“BROOKSIDE”
is that a new channel?? :wink: lol dunt ya just hate smart kids? loll bless her
why is it always by george?? he just gets everywhere!!!! :? :wink:
Happy burfday for the cut and paste queen!!! lol mwahhhhhhh
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