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@toybulldog wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Ah …. souls!
LOL
and I have absolutely no idea of how to respond mims. I think what you posted was really funny. Or possibly very nasty.
It’s best that I stay here looking up “flock mentality” until somebody tells me what I should agree with, or maybe not (depending on the identity of the poster – because I am quite unable to read between the lines of things myself). Apparently there is a side to take. Well it’s all life for the living jim, but not as we know it. Heaven may be objective, but as captain kirk sang when he knocked the hoffmeister from the number one spot – Won’t You Roll Away the Stone.
While I am waiting would it be in order for me to make a rhubarb crumble ?
(goes into garden and insults nearest rhubarb)
well number one, people shudnt post between the lines there isnt room
number two…. there are no sides to take only your own
number three…. life is definately for the living
number four , nothing is objective
number five, rolling away stones gives you a bad back
numbers six, dont be silly insult rhubarb??? people people people
number seven… we all goin to hell in a hand cart anyways ………. :roll:@minim wrote:
DOA, that isn’t an angry mob, it is a generally apathetic mob!
aha!!! apathy !!! now thats a whole different ball game is apathy……..
this says it all really lol…..yup i llove it!! :wink:
@sunny wrote:
Kicks caff in the nipples and smirks
I bet get a egg of yas all :D
ok sunny yer now on the cyber adoption list!!!! tuts :roll: :roll: :wink:
@bunny wrote:
I’m doing great thanks Cath and you ? Big Hugs n stuff xxxx :wink: :D
thanks wabbit hugs in short supply right now :( xxx hugs back at ya xx
what have i learnt today? probably nothing ……….. :? :(
@toybulldog wrote:
@janey wrote:
BUT I SHALL BE BACK!!!!! YOU DON’T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY…. took me ages to find you so I told you I’m staying!!!!
now arnie’s shouted at me and made me cry i was so happy that shed be having a nice break from all that sordid phone business earning seven pounds fifty three for a mornings work boo hoo i even posted in wot made me made me smile i was so happy for her she said i was fun exclamation mark and just wanted to get to know all of me exclamation marks who else is gonna dig up threads from four years ago no one only janey and now she shouting im crying me keyboard exclamation mark needs servicing sob sob hasta la vista arnie its so unfair
what have I told you bout all them there e numbers woofy? tuts :roll: :wink:
@toybulldog wrote:
@sunny wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
yeah wot she said without the big words
She SHE SHE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [-( I am not the cats mother
Mr Toy the way your going son i can feel a few slaps coming your way :twisted:
well thats the thanks you get for agreeing with someone.
………………………………..oh dear i’m in the sh.it now lol
dunt worry suns i fink hes been ‘done’ lol :wink:
@toybulldog wrote:
I will accept green shield stamps.
There’s a particular tank top down at my local Co-Op that I’ve had me eye on.
green shield stamps fgs that takes me back, my dad would rather run out of petrol than to have stopped at a garage that dint do green shield stamps lol :wink:
heres the rest of albert n the lion lol
You’ve ‘eard ‘ow young Albert Ramsbottom,
In the Zoo up at Blackpool one year
With a stick with an ‘orse’s ‘ead ‘andle
Gave a lion a poke in the ear?The name of the lion was Wallace,
The poke in the ear made ‘im wild;
And before you could say ‘Bob’s your Uncle, ‘
‘E’d up and ‘e’d swallowed the child.‘E were sorry the moment ‘e’d done it;
With children ‘e’d always been chums,
And besides, ‘e’d no teeth in his noddle,
And ‘e couldn’t chew Albert on t’gums.‘E could feel the lad movin’ inside ‘im,
As ‘e lay on ‘is bed of dried ferns,
And it might ‘ave been little lad’s birthday-
‘E wished ‘im such ‘appy returns.But Albert kept kicking and fighting,
Till Wallace arose, feeling bad.
And felt it were time that ‘e started
To stage a comeback for the lad.So with ‘is ‘ead down in a corner,
On ‘is front paws ‘e started to walk,
And ‘e coughed and ‘e sneezed and ‘e gargled,
‘Till Albert shot out like a cork.Old Wallace felt better direc’ly,
And ‘is figure once more became lean,
But the only difference with Albert
Was ‘is face and ‘is ‘ands were quite clean.Meanwhile Mister and Missus Ramsbottom
‘Ad gone home to tea, feelin’ blue;
Ma says ‘I feel down in the mouth like.’
Pa says, ‘Aye, I bet Albert does, too.’Said Ma ‘It just goes for to show yer
That the future is never revealed;
If I’d thought we was goin’ to lose ‘im
I’d ‘ave not ‘ad ‘is boots soled and ‘eeled‘Let’s look on the bright side, ‘ said Father;
‘What can’t be ‘elped must be endured;
Every cloud ‘as a silvery lining,
And we did ‘ave young Albert insured.’A knock on the door came that moment,
As Father these kind words did speak.
‘Twas the man from t’Prudential – ‘e’d called for
Their tuppence per person per week.When Father saw ‘oo ‘ad been knockin’,
‘E laughed, and ‘e kept laughin’ so
That the young man said ”What’s there to laugh at? ‘
Pa said ‘You’ll laugh an’ all when you know.’‘Excuse ‘im for laughing, ‘ said Mother,
‘But really, things ‘appen so strange –
Our Albert’s been ate by a lion;
You’ve got to pay us for a change.’Said the young feller from the Prudential,
‘Now, come, come, let’s understand this-
You don’t mean to say that you’ve lost ‘im? ‘
Ma says ‘Oh, no! we know where ‘e is.’When the young man ‘ad ‘eard all the details,
A purse from ‘is pocket he drew,
And ‘e paid them, with int’rest and bonus,
The sum of nine pounds, four and two.Pa ‘ad scarce got ‘is ‘and on the money
When a face at the window they see,
And Mother says ‘Eeh! look, it’s Albert.’
And Father says ‘Aye, it would be.’Young Albert came in all excited,
And started ‘is story to give,
And Pa says ‘I’ll never trust lions
Again, not as long as I live.’The young man from the Prudential
To pick up the money began,
And Father says ‘Eeh! just a moment,
Don’t be in a ‘urry, young man.’Then giving young Albert a shilling,
He said ‘Pop off back to the Zoo.
”Ere’s yer stick with the ‘orse’s ‘ead ‘andle-
Go and see wot the Tigers can do! ‘
