[cath 55]

Warning

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

Jenny Joseph

[cath 55]

@janey wrote:

Ok..was just asking…but understand if no one wants to bring up the bad bits etc.

Hey Janey , the post was not meant to offend , just a couple of chatters at loggerheads, but to quote someone else on here……….. its only a board game…..;) wanders off to do the ironing :roll: :)

[cath 55]

@fastcars wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@angeldust wrote:

meeting in leeds

will be 18th of april

not sure what hotel

anyone know of a hotel

there please

put it on boards

love angeldust :D

angel not a good idea to post location of meet. some probs earlier last month so some were trying to keep a meet fairly quiet xxxx

Not everybody is as paranoid as you Cath.

I have to say that a lot of chatters that were going to the meet were put off by the disquiet it was causing, so I was not the only one……..

and leave my paranoia out of this , matron has promised me some new pills to deal with it this evening!! :D/ :D/

[cath 55]

@janey wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@angeldust wrote:

meeting in leeds

will be 18th of april

not sure what hotel

anyone know of a hotel

there please

put it on boards

love angeldust :D

angel not a good idea to post location of meet. some probs earlier last month so some were trying to keep a meet fairly quiet xxxx

I’m new here… what happened or went wrong?

Hi Janey was a little bit of something and nothing really , should stay in the past now methinks xxxx

[cath 55]

@janey wrote:

Thanks for the welcomes..have been on the wine tonight… but will catch up with you tomorrow properly.. so many posts for me ..thanks..I feel soo welcome and longing to get in with the crowd

Hi Janey , welcome to the boards, just remember be yourself its not always the best course to be ‘in with the crowd’ xxxx :wink:

[cath 55]

@angeldust wrote:

meeting in leeds

will be 18th of april

not sure what hotel

anyone know of a hotel

there please

put it on boards

love angeldust :D

angel not a good idea to post location of meet. some probs earlier last month so some were trying to keep a meet fairly quiet xxxx

[cath 55]

@mercury wrote:

I always thought Sunny was 8)

mercums where ya been havent seen u on chat for a while hun xxxxx

[cath 55]

today i saw you
i felt you
i touched you
i smelt your perfume
you were as near to me as you could ever be

and yet…..when my hand reached out
to stop you falling
it never caught you
your soul
your body
flew past me so fast
I wish, oh i wish
this pain in my heart
would go… would leave…. would pass

cath

[cath 55]

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Okay Okay Okay!

Firstly… The pictorial prospect refered to by the lovely Born came in fact from some late night / early morning shenanigans in forum 3’s 40s room :D . Suffice to say that a sprinkling of witnesses were present for a rather.. umm.. revealing agreement constituted between myself and the good lady regarding photographs of certain .. erm.. anatomical areas :roll: .
Actually Born, I don’t suppose you’d care to .. y’know.. re-negotiate the said agreement .. umm.. it was late.. I was tired, emotional..

Anyway..

2. Who is Dave?

3. I can in fact confirm that Cath and Rubes “Had” me in what can only be described as a Sex Sandwich :P .. a meatball marinara menage a trois.. a steaming hot Anglo / Irish / Scottish sweatfest of tsunami proportions.

4. Not meaning to sound jealous or anything.. but who is Dave?

5. Thank you for describing me as a “pleasant enough looking fellow” Esmeralda, but in reality I have been called bordeline fabulous looking (Seriously!). 8-[

6. WHO THE FECK IS DAVE???

:mrgreen:

sgt dear, you may have ‘had me’ in your fantasy but beleive me sexy sgt you aint seen nuffin yet!!! :oops: :wink: :lol:

[cath 55]

I raise my glass to the people i’ve known
the priviledge is all mine
I wont go on bout how lovely you all are
but thank you for
the lovely memories that are all mine

whether your’e still here on this mortal coil
or maybe you have passed on,
i will never forget how you have touched my life
and the priviledge is all mine xxxx

by cath xxxx

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