[cath 55]

Mel this made me laugh this morning ty xxxx

[cath 55]

@ugo wrote:

Is It true then …….?

I Heard that DOA used to work at the local sperm bank in Brighton
But got the sack for DRINKING ON THE JOB ……. :o :o :o

eeeeuwwwwwwwwwwww ugo ffs!!!! pmsl :lol: :wink:

[cath 55]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I know this post is a bit odd and most of you think its funny.

But it has a serous side too.

If you say to any women “why do you think you have the right to a child” you would get many different answers.

Sperm donors like blood donors are in short supply.

I can understand why men have stop giving; no one likes the idea of some kid turning up on your doorstep calling you “daddy”.

So lets all try and find a middle way?

http://www.ngdt.co.uk/sperm-donation/

just make sure you have cling film on yer keyboard doa before u attempt it wont yas……

[cath 55]

@forumhostpb wrote:

I confess to being the inventor of the ‘Cat-O-Cutor’ when I was er ….. a little while ago.

It consists of a wooden frame (large enough to be inserted in the hole in our fence and through which the next door neighbour’s cat used to access our garden for a crap).

On the wooden frame you wind a series of uninsulated thin copper wires and connect them to the mains electricity supply (with a 30 or 45 amp fuse) so that touching any two adjacent wires will provide a shocking experience.

The dear little pussy cat, on its nightly travels, pushes through the hole in the fence, bumps its furry little head into the bare wires and ……..

…. BANG …. FLASH ….FIZZ ….

……the cat gets fried.

You also need a bin liner to dispose of the corpse discreetly.

To: Mr & Mrs Althorp of Steele Road Chiswick London W4 – if you’re reading this …. I’m sorry – it was me.

i;m sorry but even tho I hate the cats round here that cr ap on the garden anyways……..yer bad norty PB!!!!!! but bleddy funny nevertheless…… :lol: :lol: :lol:

[cath 55]

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

OK, just for Cath, wilma and minim etc – Forum 4 is NOT closing (yet). Therefore the Quiz and the rest of the echo chamber will still be there for quite a while to come.

So my message to you all is: DON’T PANIC !!!

Oh and Nanny …………… WAKE UP DEAR !!!

awwwwwwwwww Charles you were always a kind boy to dear old nanny ……..I do hope your still having a nice warm mug of horlicks at night dear…………………. :wink:

He wants some bitty!

oh no! that so made me laugh!!!!!!!

now now charles knows very well that nanny only gets her pom poms out these days to practice her tassle twirling!!! ………….

[cath 55]

@forumhostpb wrote:

OK, just for Cath, wilma and minim etc – Forum 4 is NOT closing (yet). Therefore the Quiz and the rest of the echo chamber will still be there for quite a while to come.

So my message to you all is: DON’T PANIC !!!

Oh and Nanny …………… WAKE UP DEAR !!!

awwwwwwwwww Charles you were always a kind boy to dear old nanny ……..I do hope your still having a nice warm mug of horlicks at night dear…………………. :wink:

[cath 55]

@forumhostpb wrote:

Er …. chubster huggles ?????

awwwwwwww Pb u can ave a chubster huggles to me luv xxxx

[cath 55]

@emmalush wrote:

Personally i dont think gordon brown has the dogs danglybits to go for it this year, but sources tell me he’ll go for it on monday.

I think he’ll wait until 2009, too cautious the dour sweaty sock.

Hopefully he will go now.

hi emma , i’m not political but jsut dropped in to say hi xxx hugs u xxx sorry to spoil yer thread lol xxx

[cath 55]

sharonnnnnnnnnnnnnn hi hunnie mwahhhhhhhh me love xxxx

[cath 55]

@forumhostpb wrote:

Hello Cath ….. can you hear me????

I said …..CAN YOU HEAR ME ?????

It’s 2007 now dear – do keep up will you !!!

awwwwwwwwwwww charles………nanny has a hard time keeping up these days dear :wink:

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