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@fastcars wrote:

If it was goats he was after he would have registered on the RSPCA site. As it is… hes after fat women….. thats why hes registered here.. 8)

LOL fasty , lets hope he aint lookin for dwarfs who live in holland ay??? pml 8) :wink:

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@Adeboje Mwambi wrote:

My dear freinds in JustChatters,

Please for me to explain my kind offer to you all. No, I dont want to be having your personal matters or your secure numbers.

I can make us all some money with this propostion from my excellent cousin and good freind Adamu Attah. Yes I would want for me to be receiving my just desserts as well from this golden windfall, but we must share together must we not?

Cath you seem to be a nice woman and I have been seeing at your posts on this esteemed facility for many months now. Perhaps you would care to join with me and we could get happy together. My other wifes would not be in the least jealous as it is normal for a big man to have more than one big woman here.

Peace on you all and even on the Dutch mans too.

OMG IS THIS A PB WIND UP??????????? *screams laffin* well done PB if it is u xxxxx :D :D :D :D :D

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I would love to help, but I have the same problem.

My ex girl friend mother sisters die and the dog got the loot.

We are looking for a way to kill the dog and get the cash into the UK without the tax man finding out.

If any of you would like to help and make some cash, just post your bank full details, all personal information and your pin numbers on here and I will sort you out with some easy money, a better life and a better sex life too.

now thats funny doa !!! 8)

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Just hugs mary xxx

[cath 55]

@Adeboje Mwambi wrote:

My dear good and valuable friends,

May the blessings of the Almighty be upon you and the fruits of your loins. Because we are all brothers and sisters in the great and mighty JustChat I am offering you a chance to partake in this plate of riches with me.

My very good friend and cousin Adamu Attah has proposed a business proposition to me for my enjoyment and sharing and asked me for my assistance with all my friends in the West. Naturally I thought of all of you first.[NATURALLY :D HAVE YOU MET MY NEW BEST FREIND ADAM U LOT??]
Here is his letter:[/color]

FROM THE DESK OF ADAMU ATTAH
THE HEAD OF FILE DEPARTMENT, AFRICAN
DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.

PLANE CRASH WEB
SITE…http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm.

(“REMITTANCE OF $15.5MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE“)[SHHHHHHH HE DID SAY CONFIDENTIAL :shock: ]
COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON 2007,

I AM (ADAMU ATTAH),HEAD OF FILE DEPARTMENT & DEBT RECOVERING IN AFRICAN
DEVELOPMENT BANK OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO IN WEST AFRICA.

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION.THIS IS BY
VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET.
HOWEVER AFTER SERIES OF PETITION WAS RECIEVED BY THIS PRESENT REGIME
FROM FOREIGN CONTRACTORS AND INABILITY OF THE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
(ADB)TO FULFILL THEIR OBLIGATION FOR THE PAYMENT TO ITS FOREIGN
CREDITORS, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE COUNCIL OF MINISTERS, THEY MANDATED US TO CARRY OUT A CAREFUL AND COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF ALL OVERDUE PAYMENTS TO FOREIGN CONTRACTORS AND TO EFFECT PAYMENTS IMMEDIATELY.

DURING THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROCESS, WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED[ :shock: ABANDONED??] SUM OF
US$15 M (FIFTEEN MILLION US DOLLARS) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE
OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN A PLANE
CRASH THAT HAPPENED IN (MONDAY 31ST JULY 2000).

SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY [WILL DOA DO??] APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.

IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND OTHER OFFICIALS IN MY
DEPARTMENT NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND
RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR
SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE
DON’T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.

I AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A FOREIGN PARTNER, IN
RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT,AND 50% WOULD BE FOR ME,
WHILE 10% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES INCURE DURING THE TRANSACTION. THERE
AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE
PERCENTAGE INDICATED.THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME,https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/reply/re-plenty-of-money-for-all-my-friends-in-justchat/ YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
NUMBER,[1212] YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE[999] AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE[
COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHEREIN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY EMAIL THE TEXT OF
THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING
TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE RISK AND THIS
TRANSACTION WILL ONLY TAKE US 14 BANKING DAYS BECAUSE AS A BANKER, [YUP HE SURE DID SAY BANKER :wink: ] I KNOW
WHAT TO DO AND MOVE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY AND
THATYOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENT
HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER SO THAT I
WILL SEND YOU THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO APPLY TO THE BANK AND THE
DATA INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED .

YOUR’S FAITHFULLY,

ADAMU ATTAH
FROM (ADB) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.

As you can see this is all utterly true and is supported by your very own BBC.
I will leave it to you to decide what I should get out of this knowing that you will be generous with me.

your very good friend,

Adeboje[/color]

Awwww adeboje, bless your cotton socks, fancy thinking us lot here needed the money , dont worry pay PB and he will distribute to us needy folk!!!

OK OK……………SO I’M BORED!!!!!!!!!!

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erummmmmmmm he did say banker???? :? :roll: :wink:

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wot made me smile ??? SOME FANTASTIC NEWS FROM A VERY SPECIAL FREIND LOL XX

[cath 55]

Artist: Linda Ronstadt and James Ingram
Song: Somewhere Out There

Somewhere out there
Beneath the pale moonlight
Someone’s thinkin’ of me
And loving me tonight
Somewhere out there
Someone’s saying a prayer
That we’ll find one another
In that big somewhere out there

And, even though I know
How very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishin’
On the same bright star
And, when the night wind starts to sing
A lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we’re sleeping
Underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there
If love can see us through
Then we’ll be together
Somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And, even though I know
How very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishin’
On the same bright star
And, when the night wind starts to sing
A lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we’re sleeping
Underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there
If love can see us through (love can see us through)Then we’ll be together
Somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

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@sunny wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

B O L L O X ! ! !

strolls off ooooo thats such a good word feel much better now!! :wink:

[-(

Now say after me caff C00NTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you will feel better :wink:

*screams laffin* nahhhhhh bo llox will do me fer now pml xxx

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@rossylass wrote:

Awww Cath thats lovely…………….. :D

Hows you my friend?

erummmmmmmm lol xxx u? hugs u rossy xxx nil illegitimi desporandum my friend lol xxx

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