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    @oss wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    @cath 55 wrote:

    @dead_on_arrvial wrote:


    Growing Old Gracefully

    There’s a mole on my neck that’s growing a hair
    When I was younger it wasn’t there
    A lot of things changed since I’ve grown older
    like my fallen arches and this hump on my shoulder

    Yesterday I noticed a twitch in one eye
    and spots on my hand that resemble a fly
    I used to be able to party all night
    but now to stay awake until five is a fight

    My breasts used to be firm and quite pert
    Now I have to be careful they don’t drag in the dirt
    Gravity surely has taken its toll
    What was once on the surface is now in a hole

    The backs of my arms are wobbly like jelly
    and I found the remote tucked under my belly
    I used to eat steak but now I can’t chew it
    Growing old gracefully. I don’t think I can do it

    Donna Vickodil

    awwwwwwww doa , I had no idea you were in such a bad way hunnie, now i’ve read this i will be gentle with you in future……….although i could give you the name of a good vet who would put u down painlessly……. :twisted: :wink:

    The poem made me smile. :D

    The reply made me laugh. :lol:

    Happy Birthday Cath. You’ve aged just 1 year…. but the way you carry yourself on these boards has matured 10 fold…… :wink: :D x X x X x

    So when you say she has matured 10 fold, basically your saying she has aged 10 years. I think the wrinkles give it away :lol: :lol:

    ello me ickle stalker where ye been? lol an dont be so bleddy cheeky young man lol ;)

    #164722

    ((((((((((((((((((suns)))))))))))))))))

    #273294

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    wow compliments……….see knew u wanted me pml :wink: :wink: mwah u lol xx

    #273292

    @dead_on_arrvial wrote:


    Growing Old Gracefully

    There’s a mole on my neck that’s growing a hair
    When I was younger it wasn’t there
    A lot of things changed since I’ve grown older
    like my fallen arches and this hump on my shoulder

    Yesterday I noticed a twitch in one eye
    and spots on my hand that resemble a fly
    I used to be able to party all night
    but now to stay awake until five is a fight

    My breasts used to be firm and quite pert
    Now I have to be careful they don’t drag in the dirt
    Gravity surely has taken its toll
    What was once on the surface is now in a hole

    The backs of my arms are wobbly like jelly
    and I found the remote tucked under my belly
    I used to eat steak but now I can’t chew it
    Growing old gracefully. I don’t think I can do it

    Donna Vickodil

    awwwwwwww doa , I had no idea you were in such a bad way hunnie, now i’ve read this i will be gentle with you in future……….although i could give you the name of a good vet who would put u down painlessly……. :twisted: :wink:

    #273075

    happy bithday pete from a fellow gemini lol xxx

    #273223

    @smiley wrote:

    Why does PB get picked on? I don’t understand it! He’s nice to you all, and you just go and bully him.

    PB an nice????????? :-k :-k :wink:

    #272812

    If the N word rolled off her tongue just like that then its a word she often uses, maybe in jest, maybe to be offensive…….who knows.

    #272880

    @Dame Air Guitar Goddess wrote:

    Hey guys. I’m just bored at work right now and had nothing to do, so I started surfing the Net and found this place. How’s it going?

    A few things about me:

    1. I live in Toronto, Canada

    2. I turn 25 on Sunday. It’s kind of freaking me out a bit because I had so much more that I wanted to do with my life by this point and I kind of feel like I havent done a lot of the things I wanted to do. But I’m still young enough to do lots of stuff.

    3. As my alias here indicates, I love rock n roll. I guess if I were to list my top five favourite bands of all time, I would go with the Ramones, U2, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, and AC/DC.

    Anyways, nice to meet you all.

    welcome dame xx

    #272626

    @becky wrote:

    Hi Cath……had an visions of me in your physic way? x

    LOL Becks been sick :( couldnt vision me way out of a paper bag this last 5 weeks pml………..but will put some thought to it lol xxxxx

    #271237

    @fastcars wrote:

    So do all these women actually ride moterbikes or are they just bikes themselves?

    mmmmmmmeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww fasty!!!! pml :wink: :wink: *hands fasty a file so he can sharpen his claws!!! :D

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