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@ugo wrote:

thanks for all your wonderfull replies ( except PB ) :lol:

I did however tell him as he is an OAP who sits at the bar everyday as he nowt better to do , he also suffered a stroke last year & lives on his own, Im not as bad as some peeps make out , his reaction was dont worry about it , keep it he said !!!

Ive spent half & bought him a bottle of bells whiskey with other half which has been wrapped up & placed behind the bar , He will be given it sunday afternoon ………

awwwwww ugo u ol softie you xxx u do have a heart, mind you if you’d told us it woz an OAP an he had a stroke last year before you would have got some very different answers!!!! hope he enjoys the whisky xx

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@esmeralda wrote:

Well I assembled a line-up of the usual suspects and I must say..they all looked pretty shifty to me. Little Jack Horner just stood in the corner..his habit of sticking in his thumb..willy-nilly.. could see him as a possible contender. Then there’s Georgie Porgie..he likes to kiss the girls and make ’em cry but does he have any known form with molesting eggs? Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet..which must have made her eyes water..did she blunder over to Humpty’s wall and blindly thrust him from his perch? And then there’s Baa Baa Black Sheep..er..the black sheep of nursery world..was he jealous of Humpty’s party trick of shooting backwards out of a hen’s ar.se? Maybe the real perpetrator can be revealed in this recently discovered version of the rhyme..

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
The daft ovid toss-potter had a great fall
A big hairy spider scuttled slyly away
To scare Muffet girl shiitless
and splatt egg in her whey..

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
she had several asbos..a restraining order too
she had to go thieving to top up her grog
for her favourite tipple was lovely egg-nog

hmmmm?

LMAO Esme xxx

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He fell PB whilst holdin a can of spray paint ready to graffiti I HATE JUST CHAT on the wall…….. and he woz just about to be served wiv an asbo by all the kings men , they really didnt try very hard to put him back together again they just let there horses stomp all over him to make sure the job woz done good n proper……….how do i know??? i got it all on cctv!!!! :D :wink:

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today i wish 2 very special freinds who are going through hell have there spirits lifted ove the christmas time xxxx

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OMG PATS ITS UR BIRTHDAY MONDAY????????? WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO U OLD TART U HAVE A GREAT DAY LOL AN I HOPE U GET A VISIT FROM BOTH FATHER CHRISTMAS AN THE BIRTHDAY FAIRY AN I HOPE THEY BRING U GREAT STUFF !!!!!!!!!

PATS TRULY U HAVE A GREAT DAY HUNNIE XXX AN A GREAT CHRISTMAS AN A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR XXX

AN PATS THANX FER BEIN THERE FOR ME HUNNIE OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS XXXXX

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@ugo wrote:

i was in my local pub the other day & there was a local paper on the bar that someone had bought & read , so i said on my departure does anyone mind if i take the paper , saves me buying one ( 35p ) so i took it , got home noticed that the crossword had been completed & decided to send it in , point is ive won £50-00 ,

Should I mention this seeing its christmas or Blatently stand next to the guy who did the crossword & dont even offer to buy him a jar ……….?
:roll: :roll: :roll:
:? :? :?
:D :wink:

depends ugo…..errrr…..errrrrmmmm could you ermmmmm errr….. take him lol if he got stroppy? lol i would just say nuffin hunnie lol cos ur dammed if you do an ur dammed if yer dont lol…….if u tell him he could say you were trying to rub his nose in it and ur a cretin lol an if you dont tell him having told half the world on here lol (well maybe not quite half) an he finds out ur in bovver aint ye lol wots he like ugo could u take him lol xxx pmsl this made me giggle bless ya ugo xxx

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@fastcars wrote:

Here’s my seven year old son…. :D

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=17508517

Theres a prize for anybody who can translate what he’s saying… :lol:

so ur son can record but you cant? lol x come on fasty dont be shy xxx :D

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@forumhostgm wrote:

I Wish you all A very Merry, and peacefull Christmas.

and all the very best to each and every one of you for a great new year.

God Bless you all.

your a great bunch!

ForumHostGM.

x x x.

Hi GM , and a very happy christmas and peaceful new year to you too hunnie, one of the nicest guides around xxx

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@sharongooner wrote:

Right back at you xxxx :wink: :lol: :D

sharon im off to bed hunnie xxx nanite god bless xxx soz emma fer goin off thread hunnie xxxx

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@sharongooner wrote:

………….. he yous’ed to give me Roses……….. I wish he could again…………… but that was on the outside……….. and things were different then….

G’day Bee!!!!!!!

Ya can keep the Ashes if you send me the box set of Prisoner Cell Block H :wink:

LOL sharon xxx blimmin rubbish that woz but i watched it lolol xxx

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