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@lancsman48 wrote:
caff get me when ya can pwease n al let ya gerra clue mawaaaaahh
u smoothie lol xxx
@pikey wrote:
:lol: You mental patients.
awwwwwww shurrup pikey big chubster hugsssssss to ya!!!!!! pmsl
@rubyred wrote:
esmerelda suddenly breaks in half and out jump the spice girls..leaving ruby n pats knackered with having 4 skinny bints and a chubby one on their backs for an hour,,the kids go into raptures of “WHOS THAT!”…the spice girls exit up stage left,sulking and freddy laughs,,
cider boy after his amazing statement of double edged intrigue,comes into the arc circle,,”!kids remember me” YEEEAAAHHH ,scream the bairns,by now covered in ice cream after the interval..
“well boys n girls”says cider boy,,,i think the baron has lost the plot and maybe went away,,iwant you all to shout ” cider boy the barons here” when ya see him..the kids agree most excitedly as they feel at last part of some clique..
the ugly sisters are getting nowhere with doc goose..and have turned their atentions to the toycatcher ,who has a massive co,ck..as they gaze in awe at his massive lump in his panto hosiery..as the bat flies about.as the lost boys cant find a virgin,as chess buys a round at the bar..all is quiet and subdued in panto land…but as good pantos ALWAYS do its the lull before the storm…
cider boy nonchalanty walks on stage to annouce the “BALL in the community centre this very night!…as he is announcing,,the baron skulks behind him,,pulling on his moustache menacingly and has the head of EMMA under his arm for DARING to disobey him,,the kiddies ROAR ,,,,,,cider boy he is there……….CIDER BOY LOOOOK…as cider boy plays the fool and pretend he doesnt hear them…at last thomas announces,” ye deaf coont the kids are saying the baron is there LOOK”…….
over to you cath….
feck im all goosebumps n scared noo !
esmerelda hides………shes worth more than a hill o beans……… an she doesnt wanna be the rump steak at the ball either……. the children scream out once again CIDER BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKK HESSSSS BEHIND YOU…………. thomas huffs n puffs….. freddy hisses at thomas if ye gotta puff here dont blow it over the children ffs fer fear there measly fee fer this crap would be taken up wiv law suits………. thomas dangles the hangmans noose in front of freddys face n freddy quivers and slowly walks backwards keepin his eye on thomas,,,,, he’d heard all about the bad boys from jc and he wasnt gonna mess wiv em………
suddenly a frenzy of activity ……the ugly sisters run around the stage fluttering there eyelashes at every man who has a pulse……………….. then……..they come face to face with………………..THE BARON………. they take a sharp intake of breath…..the children sit there ……spellbound……ooooooooooo will the baron have there heads too??????????
thomas sits in the corner watching……… knowing that as soon as the baron turns around and sees him he is done for…….. he wishes that his fairy godfather PB was here now to help him…………..
esmerelda looks at thomas realises that he is really just a little lost boy and sidles over to him to make a deal………… moooooooo said esmerelda….moo mooo mooooo moooooooooo …….. (oh spose u cant read cow speak :roll: :roll: oh ffs esmarelda merely sed to thomas….you dont sell us fer those beans n we’ll round up the herd n go find yer fairy godfather ) thomas looked at esmerelda and nodded knowingly …….. anyting rather than face the baron gooey……….
esmerelda exits right stage……tommy shuffles out of sight………
the stage is quiet with only baron gooey still with emmas head under his arm standing right behind cider boy….. cider boy looks at the children…… brrrrrr children its cold in here….did u feel that icy wind???????? the children jump up onto there feet and screammmmm at cider boy………CIDER BOY …….HESSSSS BEEEEEEEEEHINDDDDDDDDDDDD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU cider boy swigs from his bottle and looks out at teh children……. awwwwwwwww nahhhhhhhhhh hes not kids dont u worry…………. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS HEEEEEEEE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS cider boy very slowly , very carefully turns around and comes face to face with baron gooeyyyyyyy he can see emma struggling under barons arm , cider boy throws the bottle of cider away to left stage and stands up to his full height and says very carefully very deliberately…..BARON…..IF YOU DONT SET EMMA FREE UR IN BIGGGGGGGG TROUBLE…… baron gooey leers at cider boy n hisses …wotcha gonna do cider boy????????? hit me wiv yer keyboard…….. cider boy starts to get angry….. the kids have now decided they like cider boy and slowly and quietly at firs the chant starts…….. cider boy………cider boy the chants get louder and baron gooey hisses at them ……CIDER BOY THEY CHANT FASTER N FASTER….. baron gooey never knowing when hes beaten hisses some more at the children……… and thennnnnnnnnn some of thomas;s huffin n puffin drifts across the stage…… baron gooey breathes in deep through his nose…….. adn then ………drops the head of emma….*cider boy catches it of course ffs this is a pantomime* ……….. and baron gooey has a very strange look on his face…….cider boy and emma hold there breath…… was that a smile….they look at each other an shake there head………..nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh …… stage into darkness ,,,,,,, mr amp starts to tune the orchestra ready fer the ball……. thomas can be heard in the distance somewhere callin ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my fairy godfather has not deserted me……..i shall go to the ball
curtain falls interval 2……. co writer last act
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
the kiddies PETRIFIED now,,into state od mummy clinging fear, bOO ans HISS the even Baron canny-get -a hardon,tells them to ” SHUT the rhetoric up” yo0ung Thomas hides halfway up his beanstalk,only seen my the kiddies in the audience as he quivers in his lederhosen shorts.
a cacpohany of music starts up..violins to show fear from young thomas up the stalk..to ominous viola de gambas to the barons wicked looks..
“esmerelda moos ” fornlornly this time as she is a smart wee cow and realises tommy is about to sell her for some magic beans,so he can listen to hard trance and forget he was a skinead,only last wee,,oi oi…
Freddie looks mught alarmed as he KNOWS the Toycatchers penchant for frogs legs..
cider boy,,now appearing as jack the lad finishes the rest of the scrumpy,,belches into the crowd and appears as a rosy nosed bufoon..
oh NOOO cider boy..”look behind you !” as the Baron approaches menancingly..the kids are whipped into a frenzy here..a sudden lighting change to blackout,,the stage freezes,,the kiddies scream….
suddenly we hear,,from USR (up stage right) the dulcet tones of the ugly sisters blaring out ” its raining men” ….off runs the baron and the toycatcher..as they secretly fear women..especially half drunk ranting singing ones..
freddie and esmerelda join in the general chaos..cider boy by this time is in a comedic coma.burpin n farting alternately..
thomas comes down from the tree,as he scratched his wee leggy and needs a plaster,,a visiting doctor goose patches him up,,the sisters flirt outrageously with the handsomne doc goose,,freddie laughs manically..thomas shiuts a lot but is an empty vessel,,cider boy begins to stir,,with a revelation…..INTERVAL…….
the 2 minute bell signals the start of the second act……… children scramble back in to there seats,,,,,,,,, the orchestra led by mr amp sits to attention as amp taps his baton ……. amp stands poised……………… the theatre falls into silence…….
cider boy centre stage…………looks to the right …….then to the left….. he comes right to the edge of the stage………. ‘children can u keep a secret he whispers’ the chidren look at him and nod …………….. ‘noooooooooo children CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET A REAL SECRET’ the children all shout YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET…….. esmerelda moos quietly oh no they cant…….. cider boy looks around …………who or wot was that??????? the children scream back at him OH YES WE CAN…..he looks at them , scratches in a very indiscree place the children scream laffin as a voice booms out…..I HOPE YE WASHED YE HANDS CIDER BOY……….he looks around…..he knew exactly who it was…………twas mary ………mary ……. his new stepmother…( oi fe ck aff me as the wicked step mom… cheers what aboot usin ole trout face PATS eh ,,, no pick on poor Mary y don’t you.. oh a memory awashing me mind the tv program why don’t you how did the song go..?? ohhh sorry to break thru act 2 but bein the wicked step mom i soppose i can do the foxes hat what I like eh… its my part, )..mary u gonna come up smellin of roses sweetie an ur gonna get ur man so dont fret :!: :roll: :wink: …she an she alone had driven him to the cider………… he ignores all else an repeats to the children ‘CAN YOU KEEIP A SECRET?????????? the children scream back at him YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no u CANT he hisses back…….the children are now on there feet screaming as loud as they can…………OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSS WE CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ‘ cider boy hisses at them to shush as his dad james in belfast but not in belfast would hear them and he didnt want that……… ‘he sits on the edge of the stage……….’ok ………. but u cant say anyting (yes he woz irish ffs ) i am working for gooey…….im the spy, the informant……… i have to have gooey on my side else he will let me wicked stepmother get me …….. and you know who else scares me children?????? the children wide eyed n speechless at the revalations cider boy is working fer the enemy……… that very strange cow esmerelda………………….
curtain falls…………. co writer takes the next scene……………
the children now gettin impatient start throwin there empty ice scream wrappers around mr amp glares at them from the orchestra pit……………………
@rubyred wrote:
the kiddies PETRIFIED now,,into state od mummy clinging fear, bOO ans HISS the even Baron canny-get -a hardon,tells them to ” SHUT the rhetoric up” yo0ung Thomas hides halfway up his beanstalk,only seen my the kiddies in the audience as he quivers in his lederhosen shorts.
a cacpohany of music starts up..violins to show fear from young thomas up the stalk..to ominous viola de gambas to the barons wicked looks..
“esmerelda moos ” fornlornly this time as she is a smart wee cow and realises tommy is about to sell her for some magic beans,so he can listen to hard trance and forget he was a skinead,only last wee,,oi oi…
Freddie looks mught alarmed as he KNOWS the Toycatchers penchant for frogs legs..
cider boy,,now appearing as jack the lad finishes the rest of the scrumpy,,belches into the crowd and appears as a rosy nosed bufoon..
oh NOOO cider boy..”look behind you !” as the Baron approaches menancingly..the kids are whipped into a frenzy here..a sudden lighting change to blackout,,the stage freezes,,the kiddies scream….
suddenly we hear,,from USR (up stage right) the dulcet tones of the ugly sisters blaring out ” its raining men” ….off runs the baron and the toycatcher..as they secretly fear women..especially half drunk ranting singing ones..
freddie and esmerelda join in the general chaos..cider boy by this time is in a comedic coma.burpin n farting alternately..
thomas comes down from the tree,as he scratched his wee leggy and needs a plaster,,a visiting doctor goose patches him up,,the sisters flirt outrageously with the handsomne doc goose,,freddie laughs manically..thomas shiuts a lot but is an empty vessel,,cider boy begins to stir,,with a revelation…..INTERVAL…….
the 2 minute bell signals the start of the second act……… children scramble back in to there seats,,,,,,,,, the orchestra led by mr amp sits to attention as amp taps his baton ……. amp stands poised……………… the theatre falls into silence…….
cider boy centre stage…………looks to the right …….then to the left….. he comes right to the edge of the stage………. ‘children can u keep a secret he whispers’ the chidren look at him and nod …………….. ‘noooooooooo children CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET A REAL SECRET’ the children all shout YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET…….. esmerelda moos quietly oh no they cant…….. cider boy looks around …………who or wot was that??????? the children scream back at him OH YES WE CAN…..he looks at them , scratches in a very indiscree place the children scream laffin as a voice booms out…..I HOPE YE WASHED YE HANDS CIDER BOY……….he looks around…..he knew exactly who it was…………twas mary ………mary ……. his new stepmother…..she an she alone had driven him to the cider………… he ignores all else an repeats to the children ‘CAN YOU KEEIP A SECRET?????????? the children scream back at him YES CIDER BOY WE CAN KEEP A SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no u CANT he hisses back…….the children are now on there feet screaming as loud as they can…………OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSS WE CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ‘ cider boy hisses at them to shush as his dad james in belfast but not in belfast would hear them and he didnt want that……… ‘he sits on the edge of the stage……….’ok ………. but u cant say anyting (yes he woz irish ffs ) i am working for gooey…….im the spy, the informant……… i have to have gooey on my side else he will let me wicked stepmother get me …….. and you know who else scares me children?????? the children wide eyed n speechless at the revalations cider boy is working fer the enemy……… that very strange cow esmerelda………………….
curtain falls…………. co writer takes the next scene……………
@ncb wrote:
Ms Cath would you please do mine as well,,,,,,,,if you need any infor from me just send a private messege to me here. And I would like to keep mine private please. :)
ok ncb as soon as i can……….fergot dawny was next lol but shes done an happy lol……now lamby cant do it b4 she goes away but maybe she wil be able to check messages in the next couple of days or so but will keep a copy for when she comes back just in case xxxxthen its that old sceptic james not in belfast blokey lol xxxx
gooey goes to the edge of stage………..he looks at a little girl in the audience…… wots urrrrrrr name little girl he hisses in an attempt to sound like he cares………the little girl looks up at him and says ……….MY NAME IS EMMA AND IM PROUD TO BE ME AN I AINT SCARED OF YOU!!!!!!!!!! gooey jumps back……the children cheer………. shouting now EMMA EMMA EMMA !!!!!!! gooey turns around and shakes the asbo at the children……..DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS CHILDREN HE BOOMS ………… meanwhile freddie the frog hums the tune from baywatch and mimics gooey behind his back…..the children are jumping up and down with excitement and scream laffin…………… gooey is definately not pleased ……… a bat flies at gooey………………….. the children are spell bound now……. and then ………..darkness falls……..suddenly……without warning……..
the stage lights up……the scene is set JC home for lost boys…………………….
over to my co writer rubessssssssssssss for the next scene…………….
@rubyred wrote:
/chucks sweeties at freddy the frog…even kids realise that sometimes the least attractive pantomine figure has the best possibilities,,
look freddie theres the princess !!! as the said “princess” NEVER notices young ‘fred’ till the end of the panto,,,
keeping our young audience on edge of seats…
down stage left..approaches the ugly sisters cressida and epithany..to the boos and hisses of said ‘kiddies@ they entertain with adult.risque material..
Ballroom lighting all round as the ‘sisters’ make the adults in audience laugh more than the bairns..
Freddie frog watches ALL this from a toadstool from the barons castle..a visiting toysnatcher comes into play.who is feted for by the sisters. 2 baddiesv 2 goodies REAL panto stuff..
esmerelda “moooos” meaningfully…the lighting state changes to 11.55 pm..
freddie from DSL looks into the audience most pleadingly..
QUE..the flash thunder lighting change…the ominous piano forte to QuE a baddie approaching…
the kiddies look scared and wide eyed…
FLASH!!!!! blood curdling music….
oooooooo hisses freddie …….whoooooooo can that be children? i need u on my side now cos im a good guy ……….u will help me wont you children…………the children all shout out …………….YES WE#LL HELP YOU FREDDIE; freddies smiles knowingly ………but looks out fer the scary smiley person chessykins at the same time……………. in the corner the ugly sisters try on the ruby red slippers they have just stolen from the jc changing rooms…..and cackle…..
more blood curdling music………………….. silence, freddie shakes……… chessykins doesnt smile…..the sisters hide the ruby red slippers and an eerie silence falls………. who can it be????????????
evil lafter echoes round the stage, bouncin of the wallss…… freddie shakes some more……. stage left tiptoes in ………..gooey the wicked villain of the west…… the children his and boooooooooooooooo………gooey waves an asbo at the children and BOOMS AND HISSES THROUGH HIS TEETH ………HAVE ANY OF YOU ORRIBLE LOT SEEN THAT BOY THOMAS ………………….. freddy sees the empty bottles of cider stage right and edges towards them …………if gooey sees them hes bound to know thomas n his pals are around somewhere……………… gooey slithers towards freddy……….the children are so quiet u can hear a pin drop…………
@Tory Girl wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
@Tory Girl wrote:
@cath 55 wrote:
ok mr tech wiz when i go into just chat rooms the automatic scroll bar wont scroll automatically ….i have to move it manually and i miss conversation so how do i fix it?
fanks xx
You got the latest java downloaded Cath? I had that problem until I updated it, the room jumps now and again but otherwise it scrolls as normal hun xxx
ok so how do i do that lol ………….
I’ll send you the link in PM Cath xxx
ur an absolute star tory it worked lol ………….big chubster hugssssss xxxx oh an cyber cat thank u also for trying to help hun hugsssss to yas too lol xxxxx
