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What about the awful way they rip cabbages, lettuces and all the other vegetables out of the ground?

Remember plants have feelings too. Oh and what about all the caterpillars and ants and other creatures losing their habitat to veggie-eating humans?

Please forward this onto everyone you can.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

O…… M …….G ….. Emma !!!! It’s really really true. The invaders from outer space have come to take over the planet and finish most of us off. It’s a government conspiracy to keep us all in the dark. Bush & Blair are clearly to blame for all of it.

Naturally paid up card carrying members of the BNP (such as yourself…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Goodness me, I best order in the tickets now.

The Hoff got up to number three this weekend – surely by next week we will hit the coveted number one spot.

I cant get away from the hoff lol they were even advertising his song on the radio in asda yesterday grrrrrrrrrrr :roll:

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Ah they were the days – in my prime back then. But I still look and feel just as good today.

Goodness me, I best order in the tickets now.

The Hoff got up to number three this weekend – surely by next week we will hit the coveted number one spot.

I’ve never tried the AVG firewall – I tend to use ZoneAlarm; it’s free and I have not had any problems with it.

Has anyone heard the Pingu song yet?!?

Ummm but the charts he is going to be number one in are….. :roll:

This is truly the best thread I have seen on these boards for a very, very long time (apart from my own of course).

The Hoff is sitting pretty at number 2 in the iTunes chart right now, c’mon people just a little nudge to get him to that top spot.

Aaaarghhhh the Daily Fail – why did I ignore the warning and open this thread.

In either case I refuse to click on the link.

Head-in-the-sand kinda guy me.

I most certainly do NOT read the Daily Mail, thank you very much PB!

Any more filthy talk like that and I will be forced to relieve you of your duties!

Thats because he is in Australia and KITT is so clever he can change the drive side in an instant.

@Tiler wrote:

Whats Hoff, :?:

Important Announcement

Hasselhoff to Number 1

Hmmm I don’t really care what folk think about my dislike for the Daily Mail.

Oh no, I guess I just said it. The end of JC is nigh!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep up the good work in spreading the Hoff word – his single has already jumped from 63rd in the top songs list on iTunes to number 6 today.

Just a little more purchasing and we will be there. Maybe in time for Sunday?!?

BUY BUY BUY!!!!!

I dont want to make the number 1 achievement shallow by way of mulitple purchases.

SO ALL GET OUT THERE AND BUY BUY BUY…..

Go out and buy ‘Jump In My Car’, a delightful ode to highway harassment, a gleeful celebration of the joys of luring unsuspecting women into your talking lovewagon. Truly, a stranger danger masterpiece (told from the…

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Make sure you shut down all your applications before you defrag, and try again. Takes forever that blooming defragging… BUT it gives you time to enjoy some of the legendary Hoff’s music….

How did I guess this would be an article from the Daily Mail before even opening the thread?!? :roll:

It’s a fantastic song, and with your help we can get me to number one.

Go buy the single now – if I don’t reach number 1 we may have to close JC in order to pay for all my *ahem* ‘promotional expenses’….

Pay your 79p now. It will save the pound!!!