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Lithuania summary – Initial thoughts are the cast of Reservoir Dogs have walked on stage in their suits. Oh but then it turns into ‘We are the winners of Eurovision, we are we are’.

Sorry lads, we don’t like cockiness here in Blighty – I predict nil points from the UK for this one.

Additionally the awful screaming and posturing makes me want…[Read more]

Bosnia & Herzegovina summary – Again all in white, quite a stylish set. Nice instrumentals. Waiting for the song…. waiting for the song….

Song has started…. all in foreign so lets get the subtitles on……

OK key lyric is ‘Rosemary in your hair, my dove, lovely dove, my love I wont be there’

Subtitles have now been switched off again. I…[Read more]

**INTERLUDE**

A few more ‘Amazings’ from the female presenter. They want us to keep our enthusiasm up. Don’t worry darling, we are all glued to our TV sets.

Romania summary – Lots of smoke, some mystery and his own girl who is dancing around with her interpretation of a tree in a force 6 gale.

As the song picks up we get more dancers – those flag wavers in the crowd are won over already; so fickle.

Decent voice in the guy, but sounds a little too much like a club album to me. Such music will never…[Read more]

Macedonia summary – Initial thought is, good advert for the Wonder Bra. Initial lyrics are ‘Oh oh oh oh oh oh, woo wooo wooo ohhh ohhhh’. Now apparently she wants to make me feel sweet and make my dreams come true. Probably all a ruse to get a British passport.

Nice body, moves it well so should get a few points from the perves in Italy, France…[Read more]

Russia summary – Well we can see that the Commie regime is not completely over. Using school children to advance the propoganda machine is obviously still happening, with the Russian entry still sporting his P.E. vest.

He puts up a good effort when you consider the hell he must be going through. Nice mullet too – one that would even impress…[Read more]

Denmark summary – Well dont go to Denmark unless you now how to twist. These girls were obviously let down big time in the past with a twisting partner. But they are not mad – they have got over it and obviously learned to laugh about the memory.

We have silvery golden outfits, high energy and lots of posturing and wailing. Also a random Mexican…[Read more]

Germany summary – Most people think nursery rhymes are simply fairy tales in song format. The characters surely cannot exist. Germany proves us wrong.

We have Little Bo Peep singing country with a bunch of Mexicans and inflatable cacti. If this song doesn’t make you want to reach for the tequilla, I dont know what will.

No chance of…[Read more]

Malta summary – We know the guy wants to do something, but we arent sure. Oh no, they lyrics develop to say it’s us that he wants to do. Seems like sex and white is the running theme of Eurovision this year.

OK this guy is Malta’s version of Michael Flatley, but with a face like Ricky Martin. Just imagine the parents. Oh hang on, now he wants to…[Read more]

Spain summary – Well we have ladies in red sitting at the back ‘singing’ and two in black writhing around on the stage (or are they women too???).

Sung in the style of a bunch of 6 year olds at a school talent contest who ended up coming last.

Truly awful. Not even cheesy choreography can save this one. May just clinch it.

Best lyrics -…[Read more]

Norway summary – Yet another group all dressed in white. This time though we have a bunch of Norwegian models. Can this blatant attempt to win a song contest by using sex to sell the song work? Even amongst the prudes of Europe?

Very relaxed and dreamy – indeed, I think they may be trying to hypnotise us all into voting for them. Oh and we have…[Read more]

Latvia summary – Oh my God. Just had to turn the volume down. Men screaming into microphones. But not with rock-like cool, rather with a heart-broken, testicle lost whine.

Now it is turning into some kind of Barber Shop rap with shoulder dipping and stepping to the side. I still can’t figure out if they are singing in English or Latvian.

Oh, and…[Read more]

Israel summary – I think this whole routine was stolen from the local chuch at choir time. All dressed in white, starts with a guy lying over a piano. Now as he sings, he moves in amongst the female church goers.

Oh, now he just grabbed his groin and done a little twist. Church in Israel must be far more interesting than the ones I have been to…[Read more]

Moldova summary – Moldova’s version of Peter Andre along with Moldova’s version of Britney Spears. Just as you think you have seen it all, some guy rides onto stage on a scooter and starts rapping.

Best lyric, ‘Hey loca give me your boca, and I’ll give you my choca’

I tip this as favourite to win so far.

Next up Israel.

Switzerland summary – apparently a bunch of drunks, with the guys managing to grab a few pennies to buy some rather fetching hats.

Next up – Moldova.

@James Belfast wrote:

If so, will JC be prepared to pay our libel costs?

Ummm no, ‘fraid not. Need the cash for me luxury yacht – turns out the heater for the swimming pool I just got installed is faulty. :evil:

Oh and good job downloading Firefox – I am impressed ;)

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