I think that you have far to go
You will never be an Edgar Allen Poe
Nor will you match the steely wrath
Of the acclaimed Sylvia Plath
In the eyes of Oscar Wilde
Your prose is that of a mere child,
I wonder what this forums learns
From the wannabe Robert Burns.
Take aim at the forum with a double barrel,
But you will never be a Lewis Carroll.
I shall read your posts with mirth,
But you won’t be the next Wordsworth.
The users here are used to frowning,
I know I am no Barrett Browning,
But I think I know a rightful poet,
I just hope that you don’t blow it.
Your posts suggest to me somewhat,
That you have indeed lost the plot.
Humiliation here is a regular sport,
I’ve already learned more than I thought.
I shall leave you with my parting words,
As I am sure these bunch of *turds*,
Will know that you are no Shakespeare,
And will eat your words alive my dear.
:wink: