chickenman

A big pack of salty crisps and a ltr bottle of water :D

I got a tomtom. It’s been great but have to update regular and thats about £45 a year but the new ones got map share, dont know if you have to pay for that.

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Teflon coated toilets to stop skiddys, why stop at toilets underpants as well !

How will ya know ya undies need changin tho??…..they wont stick to the wall :?

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

Put em on yer partners head and if they are still standing after 5 mins there another few weeks of wear in em :D

Teflon coated toilets to stop skiddys, why stop at toilets underpants as well !

“God, you look diffrent without your beard and i didn’t realise you was black :shock: “

:P :P :P

She was hot in her younger days but now she looks like a Frog, all skin and musle.

Feck me, that truck is getting near :shock:

I think madge looks a mess these days, she should give it up.

I forgot these carrots still looked like they had the skin on t think they were just scraped.I don’t peel any veg cus thas where all the vits are. mushrooms, potatoes, carrots, the lot all go in whole. :D Its the hillside bit that got me, i dont care what part of the field it lives. what ever next postcode sheep, animals pushing the price of land…[Read more]

The opening of life of brian cracks me up, “oi big nose !” :lol:

If they ban chavs whats argos going to do with all the huge hoop earings ???

aint all womens hearts made of stone :lol: She stood by what she belived in and it was great when she out her scarf over the BA tail fin when they got rid of the union flag and changed it to some ethnic design. Apart from that she was evil, she screwed the miners, the GLC in london(even though ken was a twat and still is) and destroyed the…[Read more]

I’d look it’s human nature too be nosey. Teh way things are they should be doing all they can to keep coppers.

I got asian babes with the free dvd :P

I don’t come on here for a few days and miss all the fun :roll: :lol:

I use a newspaper prob is i got newsprint all over my todger now :roll: still at least i can do the crossword while having a slash :D

Did you have a good shake ?

who’s lisa :lol:

Why is everyone in such a hurry so it takes half a secound instead of a 1/4 :lol:

I heard I got a letter to say that I’m prob going to get subpoenaed to court as a witness :lol: Didn’t send it to my house so im not going. Feck em ! I’ll just wait to get punished like a criminal while the rapist’s, perverts and murderers run amok :roll: