chickenman

How about “SOON TO BE A KEYRING !” i know its a bit long but suits it somehow :twisted:

@Pete wrote:

@chickenman wrote:

Thats what you get for lending it to a woman :roll:

eh

Posted at same time as you :lol: i know it dont make any sence now :-#

Yep she would :lol:

Thats what you get for lending it to a woman :roll:

he might phone out for a pizza

Suppose it aint the right time for my joke about the Jew, The Austrian and the Nazi then :roll:

That’s great, love the toothbrush line at the end :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Because I am a caring sort of chap (yes really !!!) I put a little sign up this morning – at mouse height of course – with an arrow pointing towards the open back door.

It said “Hello Mr or Mrs Mousey, garden this way —-> ”

Do you think that this will work???

Might need the sign in 28 different languages depending on where…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

the daughter had been so deprived of Vit D she had white hair when she emerged. And her children’s eyes had to be sheilded from the daylight as they had NEVER seen it.:shock:

Have you ever been to Basildon ??? :lol:

All i can say is every cloud has a silver line, at least the poor girl has been spared Big Brother !

It was on the news there is a legging and thong shortage in essex cus of the fire and they are appealing for people to donate their old ones :lol:

paddick

:shock: Dave’s one looked broken as well :shock:

Looks like the harvey centre is on fire :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

I have been watching alot of music videos on YouTube, I have seen some shocking vids to fantastic songs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggULcgl8V8w :roll:

Fab tune but Jasus the vid is a shocker!

Post yours 8)

Your right it’s crap but id still bang her :lol:

12,000,000 minutes

Why do my eyes water when i pull my nose hair out ?

Bring me a taser back plz

About 4 in the morning. I think they should have a big screen with a bar graph for each candidate and diplay the votes as people vote so we can see whos ahead live then we could give our vote to someone else, that would liven it up a bit.
Saw galloways campain coach today, it was doing about 60mph along the high street so none could pelt it :lol:

Thanks all, All sorted now all i need now is some friends :lol:

They don’t eat the poison they got that one sussed. Only option is a mouse trap for B & Q about £4. Has to be the one that snaps the neck. Put peanut butter on the trap plate dont bother putting lose food on it becuase they just flick it off and eat it. Use oeanut butter because it will stick to the plate and they will lick it and set the trap…[Read more]

Thats the one i done but didn’t work. waited ages then just had two boxes crossed and said cant install.
Looks like i’ll have to dust the pigeon off again :roll:
Thanks anyway.