chickenman

Tired :x

Nope :^o

Have you ever chatted someone up in a supermarket ?

New years day up the forest :D

Whens the last time you ice skated

I don’t own any underwear, can i borrow yours ?

Have you ever gone on a date and forgot to shave :?:

The colder the better, it’s about time we had a nip fest :P (.)(.)

I’m sure i could sell it to someone on egay

*kicks MM up the ar5e and waits for real scream*

I knicked someones wiper blades off thier car after they nicked my parking space in morrisons :twisted:

When was the last time you went sick at work for no reason :?:

@Miss Minx wrote:

Ermmm….. Bloody hell can’t remember now Ffs

You was going to live on pickles

Have you ever got jiggy jiggy hooohaa in your parents bed when they are out :?:

Not in this weather !

Have you ever waxed the legs of a badger for a bet ?

Can i film the hornymoon :P

Guilty but i don’t know why i bother

Have you ever got your ar5e/knockers out when drunk

Losing agaist villa :evil:

Depends where the staple was going to go :shock:

Would you sell a member of your family for chocolate :?:

.oO how long can a man live on eating pickles

No ‘m not :lol:

Would you ever lick a strangers nose ?

Not working like i should be

@Miss Minx wrote:

No good asking me is it? I dont even know Eric that well….your better asking the person who created him :lol:

:-

Not guillty

Hav you ever brought a pet beause he looks like you or someone you know :?: