chickenman

:roll: Would of bee better blue n white :lol: :lol:

Mine has to be “how soon is now” by the smith’s.
I’ll let you find the lyrics, it’s late and i can’t be arsed :lol:

@Miss Minx wrote:

Mariah Carey – All I Want For Christmas Is You Lyrics

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There…

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The old duffer in the tart car VW Bettle who wouldn’t let me change lanes :roll:

@Miss Minx wrote:

Guess that leaves me out then, because I am very clean 8)

*chokes on peanuts*

Your Volvo might be possessed and go around killing people in Morrison’s while your in bed wearing your noddy Jim Jams. Could be Stevens Kings Christine all over again :lol:

I collect dirty women, does that count ???

Your TV and lights are on different circuits so if your TV and light went off it’s most likely a power supply prob to your home . The only other thing it could be is your home is on a Psychics layline and prone to poltergeist activity. If i was you i’d sleep in the car from now on :lol:

watching aztec camera on dave tv. got to go shopping but toooo windy

@Miss Minx wrote:

@chickenman wrote:

*queeny gives me a piggy back to pearly gates*

Stooooooooop, :roll: I forgot my blowup unhairy eric :wink:

What a nutcase :lol: :wink:

She’s quite stong and nimble for an old girl :lol:

Most young people would keep the monarchy, despite over half of them saying that the Royals do not provide value for money, according to a new study.

Nearly 70% of 18 to 24-year-olds would keep the Royals and overall only 16% of people would vote for a republic.

The poll of 1,004 people, commissioned by Discovery Channel, also found that Prince…

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*queeny gives me a piggy back to pearly gates*

Stooooooooop, :roll: I forgot my blowup unhairy eric :wink:

Never heard of her, but then again i don.t really watch eastenders :lol:

woooohoooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!! (*unwraps prezzie*)

:shock: Cool, a blow up unhairy eric :lol: where do the batteries go ?

I didn’t get any prezzies at all :roll:

[-X *stick’s carrot in end of gun* :lol:

Last time i went out New Years Eve i paid £35 for a ticket to a pub which said it was open late and having a party just to get booted out 30 mins after midnight at 12:30 because they were closing, What a fecking rip off. Then you got the age old New years Eve custom of waiting for 2 hours for a cab then having a fight because someone try’s too…[Read more]

We shouldn’t have to pay for her, but she also pays tax. It’s the goverment that ripping us off. I object more to the £40 a week extra tax i have pay to Ken just for the privalage of living in the over crowded dumping ground they call London :evil:

How great was adrian mole :D

If we get rid of the Queen they will only turn Buckingham Palace into a Giant Mc D’s or a reception centre for lesbian alcoholic drug taking asylum seekers. Winsor Castle will become a Harvester and Balmoral Castle will be a huge KFC with chavs doing donuts in the car park with their Nova’s, That’s if Ken Livingstone don’t get his grubby lit…[Read more]