chickenman

I cant get my washing dry :roll:

Cant wait to go to heaven, its full of beer and lose women…………….oO or is that essex :?

I had all four out in one go. I was lucky i didn’t have to have em out in hospital. He said ill give the first one a go and if that comes out easy i’ll do the next one and before i knew it they were all out. Mind you they bleed like a bugger for about an hour so hae to fill my gob with cotten wool.
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What i do when im not on here. Be afraid,very afraid !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoDRwPJyfIk

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WktxIqbGAj0

@sharongooner wrote:

my second toe on both my feet are bigger than my big toe

:shock: Freak :lol:

How great are Pulp !! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_EMd9zyJLgA

15 years ago I was on holiday and there was an robbery at a local shop. The police gave chase to a suspect who someone saw running away from the shop. He was miles ahead of the police so I joined in and ended up catching him and wrestling him to the floor and held him until the police caught up. They took my details and that was it. About a year…[Read more]

@sweetie85 wrote:

God i remember that being posted the first time round.. Am i getting old!! ??? :D :oops:

Depends, have you got more hair on your chin than your head ?
Do you wee yourself when you sneeze or laugh ?
Do you make that pointless noise when you bend down ?

If so ,yes you prob are getting old :lol:

Watched some of it. Didn’t tell us anything we don’t already know.always thought these places were breading grounds for loonys and no one keeps check. Although the woman who was reading did say that they should leave britain and go to a Muslim country because Britain is evil against them.

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

LOL shazza u aint poked me in a while tartypants! me fundamental orifice is gettin dry! lol oooeer ;) good to see you n all chicken

Hello,Good Evening n Welcome to you and your fundamental orifice :D

Tottenham accept Man City’s audacious bid of over £30m for Dimitar Berbatov, but the player is in talks with Man Utd.

@Pete wrote:

:shock: If you don’t mind me saying Pete you look a bit feminine

Yes who else are we going to mock !

Anything with short hours and easy of course

Perfect :lol: :lol:

@bon bon wrote:

was reading one of chickenmans posts and was curious to know why he chose that name
does he like chickens?
does he look like one?
does he keep them in his back garden?
or perhaps hes an eggman

If you are not using the name your parents gave you, why did you choose the name you did?

I chose bon bon because I’m a sweetie

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Broken angel and lil elfster are two more

Went in f3 a few times but could never get past the smell of wee :lol:

Normaly grey small and the bit you hold is square, not round.

http://www.garage-door-spares.co.uk/images/spares/cardale/car0035.jpg

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

oh forgot to say wot I do… d’uh… Head of Recruitment & Organisational Development.

:shock: Like Al Murry says, ”your either a secretary or a nurse, which is it?”

lmao yep ! but noooooo