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  • #351867

    aint they what they keep whiskey in :?

    #350742

    au contraire, we are better off ! I am no lover of New Labour,,but under them they are seeing pensioners alright and building schools,,we have more new schools and education policies than ever.. from little acorns.

    The way its going the pensioners will be building the school’s cus they cant afford to pack up work ! and as for all the new schools its not the building that makes the school its the teachers and pupils thats what they need to get right. It’s like building a shinny new hospital then not haveing any nurses to put in it or not giving them enough money to use the faciltys.

    #350910

    I’ve been called darling by waspish, see she does have a soft side :lol: :lol:

    #351217

    @pete wrote:

    June 5, 2008

    Anyone over the age of 16 who is caught with a knife will face automatic prosecution and risk a jail sentence of up to four years.

    The figures also show that since 1997 only six people who were convicted of possessing a knife received the old maximum two-year prison sentence

    Thats the problem, not will get a jail sentence, but risk a jail sentence.
    Not get four years, but upto four years(really means let off painting an old ladies shed)

    Its’ all to soft :roll:

    When i was at school back in the 80’s sian i saw a boy try to cut another boys finger off with a knife because he threw a ball at him by mistake in the playground. He cut it all the way down to the bone and tore the finger off the bone right in front of me. He got suspended for two weeks and the other boy never came back to school because he was too scared to.

    #350908

    @pete wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    The latest (and I love these stories!) is from a university don who claims to have seen lights in the skys over Wales.

    Who are we to say there is nowt out there, what do we know?

    they’re called street lights bless him Did you know theres that many cars in Wales now the locals have stopped pointing at them (sorry Dawny) :lol:

    The cars are stolen from manchester and taken across the border to wales where the police cant touch them, Police are scared to cross the border after they saw what happend to the plod on The league of gentlemen :lol:

    #350147

    I asked for a signed photo :lol:

    #350145

    He looks like the bloke who drove my cab last night, trust me on this one :lol:

    #350689

    I’m quite happy to donate my pubic hair, just not sure if it will straighten. You might end up looking like huggy bear :D

    #350502

    I wana be taken by a UFO, got nowt else to do :D I wana hover over essex and freak all the stoners out :lol:

    #349449

    What p1sses me off is how private companies have got access to pivate info from the DVLA. Also im i keep get those junk phone texts recently and the only people who have got my number are my mate and recently the local councils because im on the housing lists’s. So the councils have sold my number to so addy company without my permission and now im geeting a load of useless cr4p sent to me :evil: 4rsholes the lot of em :lol:

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