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    colkaz replied to the topic Language filter in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    Hi Sharon sounds like you have the tail end of a two way switch.
    Are the colours red,yellow,blue?

    Anyone know why they use an American spell checker on this site?(Colour will always have a u !)

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    colkaz replied to the topic Language filter in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    Hi Sunny,
    Electronics was the field i was in untill it became cheaper to replace a PCB than get the oscilloscope out. mmm now wheres that book on saw tooth waveforms gone.

    In the good old days i used to programme chips now i just programme PLCs, now what ever happened to Cutler and Hammer??

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    colkaz replied to the topic Necessities.. . . . . . . in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    Oh dear Ugo i can see this is going to end in tears!!
    Back to the moon,yes we do need it as it has an effect on the way the earth rotates.
    To imagine the Earth with out the Moon drink 12 pints of Stella,then try walking in a straight line. Yep seems like a jolly good analogy to me.

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    colkaz replied to the topic RIP Vera Duckworth in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    So does that mean Les Dennis will stop his god awful impersonations of her?

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    colkaz replied to the topic Language filter in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    Hi Sunny,
    Used to have my own Electrical contracting firm,but alas so cut throat and six months waiting to be paid.Blokes pulling sickies and me working 20 hour days.No bed of roses i can tell you.Started to affect my family life so laid off all my blokes and now working in Factories on industrial electrics.
    Now all i have to worry about is cable…[Read more]

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    colkaz replied to the topic Language filter in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    Oh Pats sounds like theres a bit of history there.So Ugo didnt get a crimbo card then!

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    colkaz replied to the topic For Anita – We want to help in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    So then Pebbles is your cat the feline version of the Duracell Bunny?

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    colkaz replied to the topic Language filter in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    Well thank you all for making me feel welcome.
    I’m normally quite laid back and like to help people on anything teckee,billy no mates stuff!(Electrical Engineering is my trade.)

    What really Ticks me off is people being self righteous and thinking other peoples opinion doesn’t count.
    Also Establishment holier than thou comments.
    Anyway i’ll get o…[Read more]

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    colkaz replied to the topic Man arrested as deputies seize 50,000 counterfeit DVDs in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    Hi Anita,
    I quite agree with you that the movie and record industry has had it too good for too long.
    Unfortunately the Genie with respect to technology is out of the bottle and as such when anti-copy codes are being put in the various dvd/cd there is new patchs to be added to copying software being released straight away to make the codes…[Read more]

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    colkaz replied to the topic Downloading music in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    Hi Pebbles,
    Well people have tried?

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    colkaz replied to the topic dead cd/dvd in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    Its normally a confliction caused in your bios by a burning prog losing its way. ie NERO
    Its a bit of a tinker when you want to reformat if you can’t enable USB as a boot device.

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    colkaz replied to the topic Microsoft Office 2007 – System resource gobbler ??? in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    Another point that a lot of people dont know is you cannot run XP on 4 gig of ram with some motherboards.
    When upgrading to the dreaded dual core make sure your processor has a high L2 Cache.
    Unfortunately a lot of people seem to be under the impression that dual core means you can run twice the amount of progs at once.This is only true if your…[Read more]

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    colkaz replied to the topic Language filter in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago

    So then Mr PB why is the word po.rn not allowed?
    “kindergarten expressions” Methinks you live a sheltered life, so i assume the word weaner to you is also a kindergarten expressions where as cu.nt, fu.ck you, mother fu.cker are what you except as non kindergarten expressions!
    If this is supposed to be an adults site i frankly would expect…[Read more]

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    colkaz replied to the topic Probs again in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    When i have trojan probs i always do this free house call and it will also tell you what ms updates you are missing good luck

    http://housecall65.trendmicro.com/ copy and paste.

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    colkaz replied to the topic Downloading music in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    Bit of a stupid filter really

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    colkaz replied to the topic Downloading music in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    scat fun chocolate starfish beef curtains

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    colkaz replied to the topic Downloading music in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    POrn SHit

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    colkaz replied to the topic Downloading music in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    Oh i get it p.o.rn and sh.it

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    colkaz replied to the topic Downloading music in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    If its albums you want try http://www.ddlshark.com but dont let your children view it as there are links to cuddles and hugs and make sure your pop up blocker is on.
    Good luck

    Links to cuddles and hugs what is all this shit about, this is not what i said! so somebody has been and altered the post hey.
    Can somebody tell me if this is a site for adults…
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    colkaz replied to the topic Downloading music in the board Technical Q&A 17 years ago

    Hi Bat,
    Limewire is a good site if you want to download single tracks but as with all these peer to peer sites trojans and virus in your download is a constant problem,so always scan your downloads before playing.As far as ANITA and her crap about being sued for millions of pounds hung drawn and quartered and not being able to speak in a civilized…[Read more]

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