Cordy

A stupid biatch that can’t control her brats … Check back later for what made me smile – giving said trollop a kicking thats well deserved

Poor baby being likened to Winston Chruchill ffs :lol:
Congratulations W@ngly, she’s beautiful.

The Village – What a let down that was!
Guess Who – Yawn? I nearly dislocated my jaw.

I think he’s doing OK Giggles :wink:

I’ll have to see if I can find it to listen to when I’ve got the time.

“Barbie Girl” – “Schizo Girl”

“You’re…[Read more]

:lol: Keep ’em coming Trapps.

“Angel” Based on the performance by Robbie Williams
“Partys And Drinking” Parody by MC JB

I sit and wait,
For beer to come,
I cant wait to get pissed,
It wont take long,
I’ll down it all quick,
I’ll be pissed in a minute,
This is what i’ve been told,
That the quicker,
You drink licker tonight,
You’ll get more…[Read more]

“A Design for Life” Based on the performance by Manic Street Preachers
“Free Toothpaste for Life” Parody by Jim A

I don’t wear the brace…[Read more]

“I Can See Clearly Now” Based on the performance by Johnny Nash
“I Can See Bruce Lee Now” Parody by Matthias

BRUCE ALMIGHTY!!!

I can see Bruce Lee now
Straight from Hong Kong
I can see his bespectacledness
Do Kar-ate
Gone is that Jackie Chan, he’s so behind
Bruce Lee’s got
Fists (Fists) Fists
Fists of Fur-y
Bruce Lee’s got
Fists (Fists)…[Read more]

Hope he comes back, I miss his funny Pm’s and daft posts

Many congratulations on your new arrival Squeezy, I hope you continue to enjoy peaceful nights! :lol:

You know what they say, all good things come to those that wait :D

xxx

:lol: Cheers MG, just what I needed.

I’m in a rather bad mood and finding fault with lots of things at the moment.

Never been there, but if your offering to pay … heheh

Skegness :mrgreen:

Hope you feel better after that chat this morning – I’d still like to say a few choice words to the deranged bint though! I’ll be nice, honest :^o heheh.

Some roses for AB, ‘cos she deserves them and also to JMC to say thank you.

I don’t want to go tomorrow :(

* Still waiting for her Cheesecake * :P

Bacon & Cheese Stuffed Jackets

Large Potato
Bacon
Onion
A Pepper
Cheese
Mushrooms
Teaspoon of Butter

Put the potato in the oven on approx 200 C ( Dunno what Gas mark )
Melt the butter in a frying pan
Add the Bacon
Fry until Bacon is cooked
Chop the Onions, Pepper and Mushrooms
Add to the frying pan,…[Read more]

What weird and inbred dog are you?

My Results:

I’d give a rose to, AB, as she’s someone special who’s always there for me no matter what.
And also to JMC because he’s cheered me up on many occasions.

And one for the policeman who still hasn’t turned up a week after a complaint, I hope it has lots of thorns on this rose, after all one more p*ick and all that.

Lol Foxy, deep breaths and several bottles of Brandy would probably help