Cordy

How many more t*ssers can one person expect to have to deal with ffs :x

* breathes deeply *

Lol – You were going to go out and have a Cliff Richard make – over, with or without the vibrator? :lol:

Gawd, can you imagine, the 50 years plus women will be falling at yer feet!

Pml, you know me too well Soulie.

He was kinda goodlooking when he was younger though

Cliff Richard is dead sexy!

Tell him you’d prefer Brandy GB lol

Pml I was considering posting my dogs mess through her letterbox after receiving the unwanted gift of a used nappy in my garden, I know she has 3 dogs that sh*t indoors, guess someone eles dogs mess won’t bother her much then :?

Lol BB, I have given them her back :wink: On HER doorstep along with me saying loudly enough that they weren’t mine as I don’t drink tea.

She should know better by now after the yoghurt pots she kept dumping on my step got given back to her several times :D
Next time I’ll drop whatever the next present is through her letterbox

Coming home to find the dirty cow next door has left two tea bags on my doorstep, I don’t drink tea ffs!
:x

@blonde/blue wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

aww bless ya sis that just brought tears to my eyes , honestly it did!
thank you

Aww you silly bug ger. :wink:
I mean it tho, how could he not like you? If he doesn`t then make him an appointment with a psychiatrist. :roll: :lol:

^^^^^ What she said!
And now I really am going

@~Vixen~ wrote:

hehehehehe thick twonk this one is lmao

OK he’s thick, so plan is, you ask if it comes naturally to him or does he have to work hard at being as thick as he appears. If he says he isn’t thick, then say well get the message then!

Fingers crossed that should work … If not we will work on the next plan :wink:

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@geordiebird wrote:

lol cordy mine is round and natural but i fri ggin hate it :lol: :lol:

anyway ive jusyt looked in the mirror and i have developed a valcano on my nose :shock:
why does this happen the day b4 a date :lol:
i guess ill find out if he really likes me for the person that i am :lol: :lol: :lol:

PML @ Volcano :lol:

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@geordiebird wrote:

he he cordy. mighty fine isnt it
its modelled on my own :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i so wish!!!

Lol I know what you mean GB, but J-Lo had implants to make hers rounder, others have that naturally :D

I usually say what can’t you understand the F or the O? :wink:

OMG!
GB I was just reading this page and my son said look at that bum – Meaning your siggy! :lol:

Pml

Jeez Oss, Have you seen the new employee of the chippy? Its an old fella!!
* Checks to see how much she’s changed overnight * :shock:

@~Vixen~ wrote:

cordy hun my lifes full of twonks lmao

im better cos sumone just made me crack up laffin in MSN ffs :roll: :wink:

Aww glad you’re having a laugh :D

Twonks .. Would they all be male by any chance?

* Slaps hand * I’m not starting – honest :shock:

Reminds me of someone ……. Looks a bit like Ian Beale or is that just my eyesight?

I also like Iggy sometimes JMC, me and iggy get on quite well lol.

Vix, if it’s twonks, ignore ’em hunny, they ain’t worth the time of day. If it isn’t twonks – Then ummm I dunno, gimme 5 mins to think of summat eles

@JMC wrote:

The stupid rubbish on boards?

Weird – I was just thinking ………. Oh never mind :wink:

Vix … Chin up girl :D

I would if I could find an a*se to kick! Have you ever tried getting someone from Royal Mail to speak to on the phone? It’s damn near impossible!

So I settled for an Email, and kind of dropped in what I thought of their service :D