How many more t*ssers can one person expect to have to deal with ffs :x

* breathes deeply *

Lol – You were going to go out and have a Cliff Richard make – over, with or without the vibrator? :lol:

Gawd, can you imagine, the 50 years plus women will be falling at yer feet!

Pml, you know me too well Soulie.

He was kinda goodlooking when he was younger though

Cliff Richard is dead sexy!

Tell him you’d prefer Brandy GB lol

Pml I was considering posting my dogs mess through her letterbox after receiving the unwanted gift of a used nappy in my garden, I know she has 3 dogs that sh*t indoors, guess someone eles dogs mess won’t bother her much then :?

Lol BB, I have given them her back :wink: On HER doorstep along with me saying loudly enough that they weren’t mine as I don’t drink tea.

She should know better by now after the yoghurt pots she kept dumping on my step got given back to her several times :D
Next time I’ll drop whatever the next present is through her letterbox

Coming home to find the dirty cow next door has left two tea bags on my doorstep, I don’t drink tea ffs!
:x

@blonde/blue wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

aww bless ya sis that just brought tears to my eyes , honestly it did!
thank you

Aww you silly bug ger. :wink:
I mean it tho, how could he not like you? If he doesn`t then make him an appointment with a psychiatrist. :roll: :lol:

^^^^^ What she said!
And now I really am going

@~Vixen~ wrote:

hehehehehe thick twonk this one is lmao

OK he’s thick, so plan is, you ask if it comes naturally to him or does he have to work hard at being as thick as he appears. If he says he isn’t thick, then say well get the message then!

Fingers crossed that should work … If not we will work on the next plan :wink:

I am supposed to be putting decorations up and doing the tree, whilst I’m doing that I’ll try to think of a few more loving words to throw his way :D

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