Just one more thing Tom,before I go off on my global watching paint dry tour.Ever held a woman or a baby child and thought”Christ……I would die for these people….”?I do it every day.Human nature Tom.

Thank you so much Tom for your grammer lesson.Little links to despot sites just ain’t my bag.BTW Tom,I can barely see my screen.Sight and hindsight are two glorious things taken too much for granted these days.You are a w@@@@r Tom.I think you know you are a w@@@@r too Tom.That is half the battle over mein Thomas.Onwards and upwards…..

Close Tom.

I thought Merlot Stocks was a B movie actor.

…..O.k Casper…..A five letter word meaning a light meal……..No….Not Beans or Pot noodle related foodstuffs…………..Café Mario………..Mario is the word we were looking for……..oike.

O.k. Leg end.

Bob Holness was once stand in Pope.Born Robert Epsilion Holiness he was born for great things.Being born into the reformist faith with a desire to overturn Rome……Young Robert Epsilion as he became known to his best mates,joined a knitting circle where he learned all about boredom.While out on a 100 yrd hike with a young contempory named Neville De Quaint,Young Bobert devised Blockbusters after doing the eating the insect section.Young De Quaint was offered a choice of Cockroach V Bumblebee.” I’ll have a bee please Robert Epsillion” murmurred a young De Quant…..A led leg was born……It Lives………

Bumped into the Pope last week in a restaurant in Rome.I was with some girl I wanted to impress.I said ” your divine Holy worshipness…..would you do me a favour and pretend you know me….my life has been tragic and I just need this one shot of happinness…..God would want it”.After a few vinos the Pope comes over to our table.(Fair play He kept his word)He slaps me on the back and says.”Hey Dan….How you doin?”….With total gratitude in my voice I say “@%&k o@@ Pope dude……can’t you see I’m talking to my girl here?”Impressed she truely was.

10 unsullied British Pounds to the first person(other than Tom) to name the publication Tom plagerises in his diatribes.

Malnutrition is a word that makes me feel ashamed to be a member of this so called civilised society.No child on this Planet needs to go to sleep with an empty belly at night.We over indulge ourselves to the point of bursting with unhealthy garbage,then throw a few quid in a tin and God gives you the big thumbs up and a high 5.Western Governments compare aid packages in the locker rooms of power,millionaire performers promote their latest offerings with the usual platitudes,corrupt 3rd World Juntas rub their hands with glee at the thought of money for old rope.And still……Children are starving to death in the year 2012 on Planet Earth.This is our problem.It must be taken out of the hands of pen pushers and number crunchers.

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