Dawny

@Pete wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Another day, and the same old shyte has been posted over and over again on these boards….web cam this, sheep that, sians a fat sl.ut, petes a perv and so on….you know the drill.

Just read it once and save yourself the bother of having to re-read it another day because its the same material being re-used endlessly…

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@Pete wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I always have to watch wildlife programmes with my finger on the button ready to switch channels as soon as there’s a hint of a leopard burying its face in a zebra’s gizzards!

first remove the zebra’s gizzards and stuff the cavity with sage and onion

Sorry but that made me titter :lol:

@Matty wrote:

yeah, though think she was 16, i did’nt like to admit to anything back then though

LMAO!!!! Well atleast she is nearly 19 now, so thats presentable

Lol@Peter! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D

@Man in Beds wrote:

@Matty wrote:

dawny is setting me up with her daughter, i’m already sorted

Have you seen the daughter?

I have you know that my daughters are beautiful, absolutly stunning

Aye tis a quick wash for me too. I only put bedding and the towels and tea towels n the long wash and as hot as it will go

:wink: :lol:

^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

^ Ditto :oops:

Yay no probs, I would make a lovely MIL :D

Yup Matty they are, they will be 19 in Oct, only 1 is available though, the other is engaged and 17 weeks pregnant :D

@*Sian wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

my new washing machine arrives Tuesday.
Hopefully this time the hot and cold pipes will be attached correctly.
and I’ve bought a new juicer
It looks stylish on my worktop.

Don’t all new washing machines come with just a cold tap? :?

Mine came with just a cold tap pipe

@Matty wrote:

thats not a nice compliment, setting him up with your mother in law, poor lad

Awww but my MIL is a lovely lady, ask Pete, he met her

@Matty wrote:

your mill?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mother in law Matty

Ohhh Sgt do you happen to be unattached? My MIL could do with a hunk like you to put a smile on her face :wink:

Nope, but I proper laughed on the launch night episode, was so funny, Pluty kept telling me off for laughing cos I kept waking him up :lol:

LMAO@PP for calling her a chink!!!!

I proper laughed reading that :lol: :lol: :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

i dont. :lol:

Me neither.
It’s just a shame that porky pebbles can’t follow his example. :roll:

how was it sticking your co.ck where swords had been? :-…

Wrong way around :wink:

No was the right way round :wink: :lol:

I think I got Alexandra

I missed half the show cos Pluty made me go home early :evil: