My god forsaken fooooking ovaries have decided to wake up this week, they driving me mad :evil: :evil: :evil:
Some bitter and twisted old woman, came banging and shouting at our door last night, complaining the twins were on the farm chasing the cows, they wernt, they were over at Plutys mums 16 miles away. The blooody old fool was lucky it was Pluty answering the door and not me, she was screeching at him, telling him to tell his wife to sort her kids out, they are hooligans and all such cr@p, Pluty held his own but wouldnt shout at her, but she wouldnt listen to him say the girls were not here. so he went along to the farm to see her son who owns the farm, the farmer apologised to Pluty and said he’d try and keep a tight rein on his mother :lol: . Pluty told him she was lucky my wife didnt answer the door, as she just had a hysterectomy and now her ovaries have woken up, if she had screamed at Dawn like that, Dawn would have planted her one :lol:
I fooooking would have an all, she was like a rabbid rotty :evil: